Lui: My boyfriend's too tall for me to reach when I want to kiss him. What should I do?
Silas: Kick him in the nuts. When he bends over, kiss him.
Ren Wu: Oh- I know this problem. Establish your position as the dominant top, and then knock his knees in with a stick, so he bends over, then kiss him.
Valt: Dump him.
Lui, Silas, Ren Wu: Valt?
Valt: I said what I said.
Free: NONE OF THOSE, JUST ASK ME TO BEND DOWN GODDAMNIT LUI
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Shu: Here Fubuki, why don't we stop our training session for today, you're doing amazing, and I'll teach you how to make spaghetti carbonara!
Fubuki: Sure!
Shu and Fubuki: *Father-son vibes*
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Lui: Alright. Uh. What was your name again?
Suoh: Suoh?
Lui: Yeah you. You suck. Train harder.
Suoh: *Other side comes out* BITCH THE FUCK YOU SAY
Lui: BITCH I SAID WHAT I SAID!
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Xander: *Obviously drunk* Quon... I just love Ren Wu ya know? Ren Wu is so pretty. Especially when he jumps down from the sky majestically-
Quon: *eye-twitching* Yes. I know. You've talked to me about this 167827502567386563882657834 times.
Xander: Just... he probably doesn't love me back.
Quon:
Quon: *On the phone* Ren Wu? Yeah. I know it's Xander's night out with his best friend, me. Yes, he's okay. I can't take it anymore, get your boyfriend outta my sight. Now.
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Valt: That was a life-changing experience!
Toko: We almost died.
Nika: Life-changing!
Toko:
Toko: Yeah, it was life-changing, I love family trips, what about you?
Ryota and Daigo: *Sweat-drops*
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Kit: I love Toko.
Honey: I love Nika.
Kit:
Honey:
Kit: If we get married, we can be siblings-
Honey: That wasn't the first thing on my mind, but yeah let's go with that.
Kit: What was it?
Honey: I was about to say orgy, but then that wouldn't work, because Toko and Nika are siblings. And we're gay.
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Ranjiro: So, when did you know you were gay?
Rantaro: Beyblade is probably the gayest sport out there Ranjiro, you join, you probably gay for the rest of your life.
Ranjiro: Yeah, makes sense. All the hot boys Blade!
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Naru: Aiger, how is it dating a Prince?
Aiger: It's nice, but it's kinda hard, eating an ENTIRE ROOM ACROSS FROM YOUR BOYFRIEND WHEN ALL YOU WANNA DO IS HOLD HIS HAND!
Xavier: *Sweat-drops*
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