Handsome dude:
Has anyone seen my banana milk?
Me:
I know you don't mean it in that sense, but my mind is in the gutter ✌️
Wannabe model:
ew, tf?
Me:
😳
Coconut muscle:
don't ruin it for me 😭😭
Coconut muscle:
now I don't want to say that I drank it because of EunJung 😭😭
Smol bean:
eye-
Smol bean:
I have sinned 👼
Sunny sunshine:
hola, how's it going?
Handsome dude:
forget I even asked that
Handsome dude:
remind me check my texts twice before I send 'em
Me:
sorry uwu
Sunny sunshine:
I just scrolled up
Sunny sunshine:
I'm dying of laughter BYEEE ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Ideal guy:
what did I miss?
Me:
nothing, don't scroll up
Wannabe model:
he will for sure now
Ideal guy:
I did it (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Ideal guy:
but, I can relate to her thoughts uwu
Me:
that's ma man uwu
Wannabe model:
eye can't-
Me:
@ sleep demon wru?
Sleep demon:
I've been summoned
Handsome dude:
he just wanted that dramatic entrance
Coconut muscle:
Yeah, I could see he was reading the msgs
Smol bean:
*cue dramatic music*
Wannabe model:
*unwanted thunder sound*
Me:
Hello everyone, welcome to our dramatic drama
Me:
you are very privileged to be watching this special commotion that's going on
Me:
Jin and Yoongi are currently glaring at each other like two hunters fighting for the same prey
Ideal guy:
*Namjoon suddenly pops his head from behind commentator Eun J* Such a never seen before staring contest is going on
Smol bean:
nobody can believe that this is happening *Jimin's voice booms suddenly*
Coconut muscle:
Jin and Yoongi are still glaring at each other and suddenly Yoongi says, "What did you just say?" in such a menacing voice that Jin looks terrified
Sunny sunshine:
Jin gulps feeling his heart about to burst out from his chest
Sunny sunshine:
dun-dun, dun-dun, he hears his heart beat
Wannabe model:
and suddenly, it starts raining cats and dogs outside and Jin opens his mouth and says something...
Me:
Yoongi doesn't hear that because of the sudden heavy rainfall. A cat meowing menacingly is heard...
Ideal guy:
Then Jin shouts,
Smol bean:
"THE THING IS I'M ACTUALLY GAY?!"
Coconut muscle:
And Yoongi turns into a cat?, after hearing that
Me:
The stadium erupts with laughter. And that's the leJINdary drama you'd all waited for.
Sunny sunshine:
The End.
Handsome dude:
that was...
Sleep demon:
DUMB
Handsome dude:
AWESOME
Sleep demon:
wait, wut?
Sleep demon:
you're gay? fr fr?
Me:
did we discover something secret?
╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭
Handsome dude:
No, i'm not but the drama was epic
Sleep demon:
of course as expected from you
Me:
wdym?
Handsome dude:
I swear I don't love the drama
Smol bean:
o-oh, I know what he's typing
Coconut muscle:
Yeorobun, get ready the Queen is about to make a comeback
Wannabe model:
dumb and dumber =_=
Me:
you must be the dumbest then ┐( ˘_˘)┌
Sleep demon:
that's ma Eun J
Wannabe model:
the disrespect eye-
Ideal guy:
everyone shhh
Sunny sunshine:
let Jin hyung send his text...
Handsome dude:
IT LOVES ME!
Me:
Taylor Swift uwu
Me:
The taste (~￣³￣)~
Handsome dude:
y'all delete all your texts between mines
Handsome dude:
you interrupted my flow
Handsome dude:
All texts except JK's ig ✌️
Me:
that was fun! but, I gtg
Me:
see ya!
Wannabe model:
Bye~
Smol bean:
oh boy, aren't you salty?
Coconut muscle:
BURNNN
Sunny sunshine:
want some aloe?
Wannabe model:
stfu
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