Me:
Onion-haseyo wassup?
Smol bean:
Said baby, whatchu doing?
Coconut Muscle:
where you at?
Me:
wut? I'm at home 🏡
Me:
you know home?
Wannabe Model:
Oh you got plans? Don't say that
Sleep demon:
(shut your trap)
Me:
I'm being attacked just cuz I'm at home? cool 👌 me likey
Handsome dude:
I'm sippin wine, in a robe
Me:
dayumm bro goals#
Handsome dude:
I look too good
Ideal guy:
to be alone
Me:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me:
Ooh la la
Me:
but why you all acting weird today?
Me:
Is it April already? I thought the new year just started
Sunny sunshine:
My house clean, my pool warm
Sunny sunshine:
Just shaved
Coconut muscle:
smooth like a new born~
Me:
anna oop-
Me:
ya'll no jams it's 'smooth like botah'
Smol bean:
We should be dancin romancin
Wannabe Model:
In the east wing and the west wing of this mansion
Me:
what's happenin?
Sleep demon:
finally she gets it (ー_ー゛)
Me:
gets what?
Handsome dude:
The biggest face palm moment
Ideal guy:
I thought she understood the song
Ideal guy:
guess we got fooled (눈‸눈)
Coconut muscle:
my bruh I thought you knew this song (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
Me:
were you no jams legit doing a lyric prank on me?
Wannabe Model:
duh?
Me:
ancient people
Me:
who even does that these days? (⌐■-■)
Smol bean:
eye-
Handsome dude:
feel-
Coconut muscle:
attacked tf?
Me:
imma pretend idk y'all
Sleep demon:
oh c'mon I memorized all that lyrics for nothing?
Sleep demon:
my efforts have gone to waste
Sunny sunshine:
Wait for a diss track comin your way @ PotatHoe
Me:
wait wait hold on hold on
Me:
this is unfair
Coconut muscle:
ooh he's using your username now 😗
Wannabe Model:
you in trouble
Ideal guy:
guys let's not do this
Ideal guy:
we just have to accept and move on
Me:
aww you're the one Joonie
Ideal guy:
accept that she got no taste
Me:
eye-
Handsome dude:
(⌐■-■) agreed
Sunny sunshine:
I was just saying that
Sunny sunshine:
let's not bully her guys
Smol bean:
agreed 💯
Sleep demon:
(⌐■-■) idek anymore
Me:
something that idfk is it's monday and ya'll are here doing this ancient thing
Me:
don't you guys work? or have school?
Coconut muscle:
erm we do have school
Ideal guy:
we are at skl rn
Handsome dude:
but
Sunny sunshine:
the thing is..
Me:
yeah? I'm waiting (⌐■-■)
Me:
even though I'm at home bunking classes (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)
Me:
but I don't recommend doing it y'all
Sleep demon:
yeah us too
Wannabe Model:
we're also bunking classes ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
Me:
dayumn
Me:
how do ya'll do it at skl?
Me:
if I want to bunk classes I just have to skip skl entirely (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
Ideal guy:
well how do we say this now
Handsome dude:
gotta think
Sunny sunshine:
hmm we just
Me:
not again guys just reply
Smol bean:
Okay so we might be the powerful and popular ones of our school
Me:
oh
Me:
do you also bully others?
Sleep demon:
what no!
Wannabe Model:
why would you even think that?
Ideal guy:
we're so not like that
Sunny sunshine:
yeah we don't support bullying :'(
Smol bean:
yeah we're just like everyone else :(
Me:
no sorry I didn't mean to accuse you or anything
Me:
just being safe
Handsome dude:
wdym?
Sunny sunshine:
and you said "do you /also/ bully others?"
Sunny sunshine:
why also?
Me:
uh hehe
Me:
I gotta go!
Me:
I need to walk my uh fish
PotatHoe has disappeared from the group chat.
Sleep demon:
Am I the only one getting this weird feeling that something is wrong?
Coconut muscle:
Me too
Smol bean:
Should we just do it?
Ideal guy:
Yeah, I think it's time.
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