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Me:
Onion-haseyo wassup?

Smol bean:
Said baby, whatchu doing?

Coconut Muscle:
where you at?

Me:
wut? I'm at home 🏡

Me:
you know home?

Wannabe Model:
Oh you got plans? Don't say that

Sleep demon:
(shut your trap)

Me:
I'm being attacked just cuz I'm at home? cool 👌 me likey

Handsome dude:
I'm sippin wine, in a robe

Me:
dayumm bro goals#

Handsome dude:
I look too good

Ideal guy:
to be alone

Me:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Me:
Ooh la la

Me:
but why you all acting weird today?

Me:
Is it April already? I thought the new year just started

Sunny sunshine:
My house clean, my pool warm

Sunny sunshine:
Just shaved

Coconut muscle:
smooth like a new born~

Me:
anna oop-

Me:
ya'll no jams it's 'smooth like botah'

Smol bean:
We should be dancin romancin

Wannabe Model:
In the east wing and the west wing of this mansion

Me:
what's happenin?

Sleep demon:
finally she gets it (ー_ー゛)

Me:
gets what?

Handsome dude:
The biggest face palm moment

Ideal guy:
I thought she understood the song

Ideal guy:
guess we got fooled (눈‸눈)

Coconut muscle:
my bruh I thought you knew this song (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

Me:
were you no jams legit doing a lyric prank on me?

Wannabe Model:
duh?

Me:
ancient people

Me:
who even does that these days? (⌐■-■)

Smol bean:
eye-

Handsome dude:
feel-

Coconut muscle:
attacked tf?

Me:
imma pretend idk y'all

Sleep demon:
oh c'mon I memorized all that lyrics for nothing?

Sleep demon:
my efforts have gone to waste

Sunny sunshine:
Wait for a diss track comin your way @ PotatHoe

Me:
wait wait hold on hold on

Me:
this is unfair

Coconut muscle:
ooh he's using your username now 😗

Wannabe Model:
you in trouble

Ideal guy:
guys let's not do this

Ideal guy:
we just have to accept and move on

Me:
aww you're the one Joonie

Ideal guy:
accept that she got no taste

Me:
eye-

Handsome dude:
(⌐■-■) agreed

Sunny sunshine:
I was just saying that

Sunny sunshine:
let's not bully her guys

Smol bean:
agreed 💯

Sleep demon:
(⌐■-■) idek anymore

Me:
something that idfk is it's monday and ya'll are here doing this ancient thing

Me:
don't you guys work? or have school?

Coconut muscle:
erm we do have school

Ideal guy:
we are at skl rn

Handsome dude:
but

Sunny sunshine:
the thing is..

Me:
yeah? I'm waiting (⌐■-■)

Me:
even though I'm at home bunking classes (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)

Me:
but I don't recommend doing it y'all

Sleep demon:
yeah us too

Wannabe Model:
we're also bunking classes ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

Me:
dayumn

Me:
how do ya'll do it at skl?

Me:
if I want to bunk classes I just have to skip skl entirely (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

Ideal guy:
well how do we say this now

Handsome dude:
gotta think

Sunny sunshine:
hmm we just

Me:
not again guys just reply

Smol bean:
Okay so we might be the powerful and popular ones of our school

Me:
oh

Me:
do you also bully others?

Sleep demon:
what no!

Wannabe Model:
why would you even think that?

Ideal guy:
we're so not like that

Sunny sunshine:
yeah we don't support bullying :'(

Smol bean:
yeah we're just like everyone else :(

Me:
no sorry I didn't mean to accuse you or anything

Me:
just being safe

Handsome dude:
wdym?

Sunny sunshine:
and you said "do you /also/ bully others?"

Sunny sunshine:
why also?

Me:
uh hehe

Me:
I gotta go!

Me:
I need to walk my uh fish

PotatHoe has disappeared from the group chat.

Sleep demon:
Am I the only one getting this weird feeling that something is wrong?

Coconut muscle:
Me too

Smol bean:
Should we just do it?

Ideal guy:
Yeah, I think it's time.

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 16, 2022 ⏰

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