1- group chat

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Gordie- guys I'm bored
Gordie- also in one week is Denny's birthday so please be a little nice because it's gonna be a hard week for me..

Chris- aww does my love need cuddles?;)
Chris- don't worry baby nobody's gonna say anything mean to you
Chris- because I'll slit their throat<3

Teddy- so weird

Vern- so cute

Ace- FAGS

Gordie- we're not scared of you Ace you wet end

Chris- yeah it's not like you're gonna find us

Ace- I'm gonna find you
Ace- and I swear to god when I do

Chris- I'll kick your ass

Gordie- no he won't

Chris- bullshit

Ace- remind me who's 17 and who's 14?

Chris- remind me who has a gun and a boyfriend

Ace- remind me who has a knife and a girlfriend

Chris- you may have a knife, but you ain't got no girlfriend
Chris- DUMB ASS

Teddy- I will never understand your love guys but I would help Chris
Teddy- mostly because I know that Vern wouldn't do shit

Vern- shut up you retard

Teddy- pussy pussy pussy

Gordie- ship

Chris- just because I'm gay doesn't mean I ship every guy with their male best friend
Chris- but yeah I agree ship

Teddy- I changed my mind with who's side I'm on

Gordie- yeah your on Verns side
Gordie- lover boy :)

Teddy- O MY GOD IM NOT IN LOVE WITH VERN
Teddy- Vern's not the kind of pussy I like:))))

Ace- ok that's bullshit

Eyeball- HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Eyeball- TEDDY IS JUST AS GAY AS MY BROTHER

Chris- wouldn't be surprised
Chris- but 'just as gay' seems like a bit much

Eyeball- shut up little girl

Chris- asshole

Eyeball- faggot

Chris- moron

Eyeball- shit head

Gordie- Chris shut up

Eyeball- HAHA EVEN YOUR BOYFRIEND WANTS YOU TO SHUT UP

Ace- Dumb asses

Chris- go back to fucking your mother Ace

Ace- go back to fucking your boyfriend idiot

Vern- yes distraction from calling me and Teddy gay

Teddy- yeah if there's one person I know thats not gay it's me
Teddy- don't think I could say the same for Verno though

Vern- shut up Teddy

Teddy- what?? Not my fault your a pussy

Billy- guys my brothers not gay you retards

Vern- Billy why are you here

Billy- this is the everyone group chat???
Billy- but we literally hate each other no idea why me and my boys are in this chat

Chris- "me and my boys"

Gordie- HAHAHAHHAHA

Teddy- HAHA BILLY AND VERN ARE GAY

Vern- can we stop talking about gay shit
Vern- it's not even funny

Ace- it's funny to us

Chris- your face is funny to us

Gordie- ya know Chris if Ace ever found us we would be so dead

Chris- but that's never gonna happen

Gordie- whatever

Ace- Chris you have no idea what your talking about

Chris- oh but I do pile of shit

Teddy- I'm not even gonna say it

Gordie- HAHA I REMEMBER THAT

Chris- "this pile of shit has a thousand eyes"

Gordie- Teddy your such a moron

Teddy- SHUT UP WHOS FATHER STORMED THE BEACH IN NORMANDY

Gordie- oh yeah speaking of that did you ever get revenge on that guy who owns Chopper?

Chris- ooo sick balls !!

Teddy- I did actually

Vern- I'm scared to ask how

Teddy- I grabbed a knife I found and went back to the junk area
Teddy- then I basically grabbed his dog holding a knife to it's throat until he said sorry
Teddy- then I called him a fat ass and left

Chris- that's my boy

Gordie- oh cool

Vern- how are we friends

Gordie- simple

Chris- because Teddy is in love with you

Charlie- HAHA

Teddy- FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH VERN

Vern- yeah guys I would be terrified if he was

Chris- I mean I'm in love with Gordie and your not terrified

Ace- this shit

Vern- well your not a four-eyed psycho like a certain someone
Vern- named Teddy

Teddy- VERN SHUT UP YOU PUSSY

Billy- I'm leaving

Chris- me too I got a boyfriend to make feel better

Gordie- me three I have a boyfriend to love

Teddy- me four because I have four eyes according to Verno

Vern- I'm getting sick of Teddy so me five?

Ace- you guys are all homos

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