Blow Me Out Of Proportion(TNT DUO)

Blame It On The Alcohol

If you know the song the title is referencing, no you don't /j
Beeduo family dynamic and clingyduo interactions!! Woo!!
CW and TW - implied sa (if you squint) , mentions of past abuse, alcohol, swearing, peer pressure if you squint.
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Alcohol seemed to be a sorry subject for the younger, because when he was handed a bottle he never seemed to pick it up.

Wilbur, the menace he was decided to have his prisoner turned friend (turned enemy?)a mini party in his house. It was to celebrate something stupid about him and to be honest he couldn't care less.

"To a new Nation, a new start"Wilbur proclaimed with a smile from ear to ear, he was always a fan of parties. Especially now, they reminded him he was alive.

"Twenty minutes ago you said you'd throw me down the stairs"  Quackity mentioned, still not used to the man's one-eighty turns.

"The offer still stands." Wilbur pointed out and the other fell silent.

Quackity felt like this moment was too intimate, not on purpose of course. it was just him and Wilbur sitting in the room. They seemed to enjoy each other's company, alone from the quiet and loneliness of bitter lives. The taste of something more than anger, it gave each other a sense a comfort.

Though neither would admit it.

Maybe they didn't notice it either, Quackity was trying to go through the night without getting killed (or finding a way out of this stupid country,) while Wilbur was just trying to be himself, and hopefully annoy Quackity beyond recognition.

"How is this a new start for both of us?"Quackity asked, trying to create small talk. Something he wasn't the best at.

"What do you mean?"

"I mean that this is not a new start for both of us, it is for me but barely for you" Quackity motioned too him, not looking at the bottle that sat in front of him full of beer.

"We have different perspectives on things, on what determines a new start" Wilbur said calmly, he didn't have much energy left to argue at this point.

"Clearly mine is right." Quackity joked and Wilbur laughed, he actually laughed. Wow, I really wasn't expecting them to get along but it seems anything can happen.

"You're so difficult, I cannot stand you" Wilbur shot back, but for once there was no heat to the words. Quackity was staring at a glass, and finally took it into his hand.

"Yeah whatever. I'll make your stupid toast."

Quackity raised his glass too Wilburs, and hoped he didn't notice he was drinking cranberry juice instead of wine.
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"Tubbo this is bullshit! Absolute bullshit! He has Quackity here, him. That guy."Tommy was pacing back and forth around Tubbos snow-chester home, Ranboo was cooking dinner in another room and that was the only reason he was there.

No one liked enderman hybrids. No one liked enderman-ghast hybrids except for Tubbo.

Speaking of Tubbo, he was playing with his Piglin son who had recently learned enough english to communicate with them all. Ranboo insisted on teaching Micheal ender, Tubbo said let him learn one first.

"Could you refrain from talking bad on my Dad?" He glared at the younger and be shrunk back down (barely, that is)

"But he's! He's him," Tommy threw his hands in the air in disbelief. Yeah that was his dad, so what? He was annoying, selfish, an idiot, a fucking promise break-

"He still fucking raised me Tommy," Tubbo shot out, he sounded more hurt than angry at him.

"He also killed you Tubbo." Tommy yelled, causing Micheal to hug his fathers leg tightly, hoping Tubbo got the message.