And so the two would visit often and have bang each other. The neighbors were used to it by now. But something more sinister happened...Karl seemed oddly happy whenever Ranpo was around. Poe was just walking around and someone said to him "Nice cock." He knew something was up.
"Why did you invite me over?" Asked Ranpo as he stepped into the living room. "It's not Friday yet, we have 3 more days until our next session."
"I just wanted to have a little chat, that's all...!" Explained Poe. He was trying his best to keep the anger inside of him.
He pulled out a camera and Ranpo's face went pale.
"YOU'VE BEEN RECORDING US HAVING SEX FOR THE PAST MONTH OR SO! PEOPLE ON THE STREET HAVE BEEN COMPLIMENTING MY GENITALS, SO THAT'S WHEN I LEARNED THAT YOU WERE POSTING THE FOOTAGE TO PORNHUB!" He cried out. Those poor neighbors.
Ranpo's face went dark. "So...you figured it out..." He stood up and started laughing maniacally.
"IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT, EDGAR! ALL YOUR DAMN FAULT! I HAD TO PAY LOANS BACK!" He screamed at him.
"LOANS FOR WHAT?"
"THE DAMN CAR YOU CRASHED INTO, DUH!"
Poe was speechless. All of this because of a car?
"How did you even sneak the camera into my room?!" He demanded.
"It was easy! It would be suspicious if I did it...so I asked your little friend to set it up for me!" He explained as he pointed at Karl.
He continued. "At a price, however...so I had a one night stand with Karl. Or I guess multiple ones."
Poe stood up and glared at him. "You had sex with my pet...?!"
"Well he kinda seduced me" Ranpo explained.
"HOW ON EARTH DOES A RACCOON, A FUCKING RACCOON SEDUCE YOU?! YOU NEVER WANTED ME, YOU ONLY WANTED MY PET!"
The older man stormed into his room and slammed the door. That is where we are now. All of this chaos because of a car crash. But Poe had a revenge plan...
