It was late in the evening and Poe was growing more and more anxious by the second. Ranpo hadn't brought back Karl yet. He started to rock back and forth in his bed until he heard the doorbell ring. He rushed to the door. He may have tripped a few times, but nothing he wasn't used to. Ranpo already opened the door just as Poe was in front of it.
"You need to stop hiding your keys under your doormat. It doesn't take a genius to know that's a stupid idea." He scolded Poe.
"Where is Karl?" He begged.
Ranpo picked up a cage he brought with him and inside was Karl.
"Here's the little guy. He took a nap in the car." Said Ranpo as he handed the cage over to the 28 year old.
Poe thanked him endlessly. He couldn't think of a way to repay him! He asked Ranpo about such a thing and he just smirked. The short little fuck closed the door and pinned the crybaby to the wall.
"Perhaps I can have some dance lessons from you? I would love to do the devil's tango with you~" He said while biting his lip just like a fuckboy.
Poe blushed immensely and thought about it. Him and Ranpo hadn't had sex in a while. He couldn't refuse this offer though.
He inhaled and with all his courage, yelled "YES, RANPO EDOGAWA! PLEASE FUCK ME! I'VE BEEN DEPRIVED OF YOUR FLUIDS AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO REPAY YOU!" He practically moaned in that sentence.
"Alright. But first I want a snack. And right now I'm not craving your snack." He said as he walked off to the fridge.
Poe slid down the wall, practically orgasming at the thought of being railed by Ranpo. Ranpo didn't even like Poe that much, but was just bored. At that Moment, he had a revolutionary idea.
Skip to a few minutes later, and Poe was having the time of his life. Ranpo was eating a full on meal while doing so and the two didn't have lube around. So they had to use some sauce as a substitute.
