Two underlings of a boss running a secret underground business named Chin and Willer are discussing about which creature their boss would probablly pick the most. I wonder who's side is the boss gonna be on.
"Hey Chin, what creature do you think the boss would pick?"
"Willer, is that even a question? Of course the boss likes the Unicorns!" Said Chin who got smacked in the forehead by Willer immediately.
"OW, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR??"
"ARE YOU INSULTING OUR BOSS BY ASSUMING THAT HE LIKES SUCH A CHILDISH ANIMAL?"
"WHAT? NO! I SAID UNICORNS BECAUSE IT RESEMBLES HIM YOU DUMBASS."
"OH YEAH? WELL HOW THEN."
"Well, for starters, Unicorns are unique and fascinating creatures, and are very VERY, rare, now connect that to our boss right? Boss is the best leader we've ever had in 13years, and he's DEFINITELY one of a kind, doubt that anyone could replace him."
"Hm, not bad. BUT STILL IT COULD BE SOMETHING ELSE THAT SUITS HIM WELL LIKE I DONT KNOW, A LION OR SOMETHING."
"That is the most stupidest thing ive ever heard but i'll hear you out."
"Well, a lion suits who he is because not only he is a great leader, he's very intimidating and can dominate anyone that comes across him easily. He's very fierce and deadly, a lion DEFINITELY SUITS HIM BETTER."
"WELL GO SUCK ON A LION'S TIT FOR ALL I CARE, UNICORNS SUITS HIM BETTER."
"Oh you motherfucker." Said Willer who pulled out his gun and pointed it at Chin's neck.
"Oh so this is how you wanna settle this huh? Points shotgun at Willer's stomach. "Cmon, pull the damn trigger pussyboi.
"YOU BIT-"
*Door creaking open*
"AYE, KEEP IT THE FUCK DOWN, BOTH OF YOU. JESUS IM TRYING TO WORK HERE."
"Chin started it." Said Willer who immediately put his gun away.
"YOU LYING BITCH." screamed Chin who punched Willer in his jaw making him black out for a little bit.
"-uOrgFgeHe, the hell happened, I saw the light for a little bit."
"Well I folded your ass like an omelette."
"STOP WITH THE CHILDISH ARGUMENTS BOTH OF YOU."
Both of em apologized to the boss not long after.
"So what were you two babbling about outside my office?"
"We were arguing about which animal you would probablly pick and resembles you the most." Said Willer.
"Yes, the choices were between a Unicorn and a Lion." Added by Chin.
"Well, let's see, if I had to pick it would be... A Unicorn."
"Pardon me?" Asked Willer who was speechless.
"WAIT REALLY BOSS? WOOO HELL YEAH! EAT THAT WILLER I WO-" *Le Bonk*
"Go take him somewhere else." Said the boss to Willer.
"Right away boss."
...
THE END
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