Somewhere around the past, two warriors are going against the arena champion for the reward which is freedom. How are they going to win this? Will they get their freedom? Who knows!
Yorki: Man I’m so nervous…
Vhon: Same here, I wanna be free already.
Yorki: Shut it, how did you even make it this far? I was always carrying you y’know, when will you ever help me.
Vhon: Adunno :p
Yorki: I swear-
Announcer: Today is going to be a fun and important day! Yes folks you’re right, today’s the day we will find out if our two warriors named Yorki and Vhon will earn their glory and freedom! Will they really get it though? I mean they’re going against the champion Rourqe after all!
Yorki: I’m so damn scared right now I feel like pissing.
Vhon: I want mommy.
Yorki: Hush it you little shit.
Vhon: No u.
Vhon: Instead of yapping nonsense why don’t you prepare instead?
The gates then started opening, the shine from the arena almost blinded our two warriors.
Announcer: Here comes our two skinny warriors! Make some noise for em folks!
Crowd:
DIE!!
I HOPE U SLIP AND BREAK YA NECK!
GO DIE IN A DITCH
WOOO VHON UR SO HOT
GET TORN INTO TWO PIECES!
DEEZ NU-
Announcer: Alright folks enough of that, let us now greet the ultimate champion! Rourqeeee!!!!! MAKE SOME NOISE!
The gates to his cell then started to open up, the air was filled with tension as his intimidating figure started walking out.
Crowd:
WOOOOOO!
HERE HE COMES!
SMASH EM TO PULP!!!!
THROW EM TO SPACE RORQUE!
VHON’S HOTTER THAN YOU!
RIP EM APART RORQUE!
TIE HIS DICK INTO KNOT!
WOOOOO BLOOOD!
Announcer: Alright folks enough of that the fight’s about to sta-
Random horni mf: CRUSH ME WITH UR PECS PLS AG- *gets shot w arrow*
Announcer: As I was saying, LET THE FIGHT COMMENCE!
Rourqe then started rushing towards our two warriors with a huge club on his hand.
Yorki: Here he comes!
Rourqe swung his club towards Yorki but he managed to dodge it and sliced Rourqe on his calves, it barely gave damage to Rourqe who then followed with another swing with Yorki barely dodging it giving him a huge scrape on his left arm. Yorki gave himself some distance from Rourqe who was running towards Yorki not giving him time to prepare.
Rourqe: Where you going little maaaan?
Yorki: Away from you, you big sack of meat!
Rourqe: You dare insult me? You wont get away with this!
Yorki: VHON I NEED HELP WHERE ARE YOU-
Vhon: Hi am here *waves*
Yorki: COME HERE AND HE- wait, Vhon please don’t tell me that... that weapon your holding right now isnt what I think it is…
Vhon: I like it :D
Yorki: IT’S A FUCKIN BUTTER KNIFE WHY WOULD YOU GRAB THAT?? AND WHY IS IT EVEN A CHOICE? *looks at announcer*
Announcer: *shrugs*
Rourqe: Don’t ignore me little man! Swings and hits Yorki
Yorki: GAH, FUK MA LUNGS
Rourqe: Aha ha! Its over little man! Bye-bye!
Yorki: Vhon…help…you butter knife wielding mothe- passes out
Rourqe: Hahaha! *Gets shanked at a vital area.*
Rourqe: W-wait what…how… *drops dead*
Announcer: i-its, over? ITS OVER FOLKS THE WARRIORS HAVE WON CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!!!! ROURQE IS DONE FOR THE WARRIORS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Crowd:
WHAAAATTT
OH COMEONE
WHAT THIS ISNT FAIR
VHON I LOVE UUUU
THIS FIGHT WAS RIGGED
NOOO IM BROKE AGAIN
MY MONEY NO
REFUNDD!
Yorki: *finally wakes up* ugh, what happened?
Vhon: Adunno, they said something about winning but I don’t know why theyre saying that.
Yorki: We w-won? *Looks over Rourqe’s dead body*
Yorki: Holy shit we won… WE WON VHON WE WON, WE’RE FREE VHON WE’RE FREE! WOOOOO
Vhon: :DDD
...
THE END
Vhon's the mvp today yall
And best boi:DD
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FantastikThese are just random oneshots of different characters with different stories each chapter.
