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Chapter 2: Roomates In a Nutshell

Two roomates, bored as hell, sitting in their apartment's sofa, what could possibly happen?

"Hey Bell, are we alive?" Asked Kory to his roommate who's bored and tired.

"Ugh, yes Kory we're alive and very much real."

"Do eggs come first before the chicken? Or does it go the opposite way?" Asked Kory again.

"Kory, go ask fucking google im too tired to deal with you right now.

"Meh i'll do it later, by the way what's for dinner?"

"Lasagna. With extra cheese just as you said."

"Fuck yea, love ya man."

"The shit did you just say to me?"

"Hm? Whatever do you mean by that?"

"Kory stop messing around, I know what you said and I sure as hell know what you said to me!"

"Hey Bell, are you gay?"

"W-WHA??" Said Bell who was very red because of what Kory said.

"DONT CHANGE THE DAMN SUBJECT, ALSO HELL NO."

"Well alright then, but I still dont know what you mean about what I said to you. If you're really not gay then you're fine with telling me what I said to you this close then." Said Kory who immediately pounced on top of Bell holding him down while putting his face closer to him.

"OY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU WANNA MEET JESUS? BACK OFF!"

"Hm? What do you mean? This is totally a manly distance you know."

"NO ITS NO- you know what, im not getting out of this one unless I do what I gotta do huh."

"Mhm."

"W-well, *gulps* you uh, you said that... you love me." Said quietly by Bell while looking away from Kory's face.

"Oh yeah! I remember now ahaha, also Bell, you sure you arent gay? Cus you're blushing REAAALLYYY hard right now."

"...if there's anyone gay here, *grits fist* ITS YOU!" said Bell while breaking free of Kory's hold and immediately punched him in his stomach.

"uRFgHGg-"

*thud*

"Heh, you're eating leftovers tonight."

"noOoOoOOo-" *passes out*

THE END

F for Kory