Haikyuu Oneshots | ハイキュー！！

suna rintaro

hi this has been one of the requests
that's been on my list. there's only one left
for haikyuu oneshots as of now, but there will
be more once i can write more stories.
anyway, i hope you enjoy!

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Many people or maybe even every single person has their own preferences. However, only a few of us are lucky enough to have something that fits the description.

I'm out drinking with my teammates after practice. Everyone's talking more than drinking. I'm hoping they'd be getting drunk fast, so I can go home.

Their topic is currently about the women that they prefer. I'm not really interested in this since I already have someone. I'm just tuning in to listen to their gossips, and they have a lot.

"I like girls who has short hair," Yaku says, and Kuroo-san scrunches his nose in disgust, "Girls with short hair are cute."

"Girls who have long hair are hot. I prefer them over short-haired girls," Kuroo-san says, and the two glare at each other.

"Hmmm, I like girls who has a sweet smile. I feel like my mood swings die down whenever I see a cute girl smile," Bokuto-san says, and I look around as the others think of their own ideal type.

"I've never thought about girls.." Hinata says, "I've always thought of improving in volleyball, so I never had the time to think of dating."

"I've never had a girlfriend either," Kageyama says.

"No one's surprised. You guys are volleyball idiots," Atsumu says and chugs down his alcohol, "I have a type.. but to be specific, a celebrity crush!"

"They're probably someone uncool," Sakusa says, and Atsumu growls at him.

"(L/n) (Y/n) is not uncool! She's hot, sexy, pretty, kind, and she has a very cute smile!" Oh holy shit. I choked on my alcohol. "Suna! You're judging my preferences again! You just have to see how hot she is!" Mhmm.

"Whatever," I ignore him, but he forcefully shows me the photo of (Y/n) in a bikini. Damn, she's gorgeous.

"Speechless, ey? She's really pretty!" Atsumu cheers, and I just nod my head and drink more.

"How about you, Suna? What kind of girl that you like?" Kuroo-san asks.

Hmm.. let's see. "Someone great with kids, cooking, chores, and.. someone really cute." They look like they're doubting the first description. 

"You hate kids." I used to.. I guess.

"Yeah, that's why I'd like her to be the one handling our kids," I tell Atsumu and playfully stick my tongue out before drinking.

They really asked each and every member on the team, and while they were doing that, I had them drinking more, so they'd pass out and I can leave.

I didn't think that I'd actually be able to get everyone drunk with a few shots. After a while of trying, they're finally drunk. I'm a bit tipsy since I did have to drink too for me not to be suspicious.