Funny Jokes

What is that sound?

A man is driving his car down a road. His car accidentally breaks down in front of a monastery. The monks let him spend the night and offer to help him fix his car. That night he heard a strange noise at about 3:56am he thinks nothing of it and goes back to sleep. A year later his car breaks down again in front of the same monastery. Then again, the monks let him spend the night and offer to help him fix his car. He heard the sound again. The next morning he asked the monks what the noise was. The Monks says "We can't tell you because you're not a monk." So the man asked "How do I become a monk?" And they respond "Tell us how many grass blades are on the face of the earth." The man says okay and goes off to count the grass. 15 years later, he comes back and tells the monks "There are 854,593,675,482,903,218,992,719,228,090,475,899 blades of grass are in the face of the earth." Then he becomes a monk. He asked again what the sound is and they lead him to a locked wooden door then they unlocked it, and he goes along with two other monks. Behind a wooden door is a locked iron door. The two monks unlock it. Behind that door is a copper door. The monks unlocked it. There's more doors a ruby one, a sapphire one, an emerald one, a topaz one, a pearl one, a silver one, a gold one, and finally a diamond door. They unlocked the door and the man shocked at what he sees.

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But I can't tell you what it was, because you're not a monk.

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Di ko alam kung anong mafefeel ko para dito eh. Gusto ko lang mapamura ng malutong na malutong. Pakshet Paasa!! Bwahahahaha.