Tatay: 10+10?
Bata: di ko po alam.
Tatay: easy lang e, di mo pa masagot? papatayin ka ng kabobohan mo!
Bata: tay, kung makakakita ka ng 1000 at 500 sa kalye, alin ang pupulutin mo?
Tatay: aba syempre yung isang libo!
Bata: pwede mo naman pulutin pareho, tay! papatayin ka ng katangahan mo.
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