Splatoon Oneshots

Half Rim x Reader

This was requested by SuzetteGape.
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It was a normal day in Inkopolis and I was browsing around in Ammo Knights looking for a weapon that would take my fancy. Then he popped in and asked for his charger to be repaired. So Sheldon took the weapon and went to the back of his shop. Since it was only us two I thought it would be polite to make some small talk. During our conversation I realised that both of us liked chargers except I told him that I didn't use it much because I have bad aim. He then offered to train with me while his weapon is still getting repaired. I accepted his offer and we both went to the training room. First I went to the dummies and splatted them with ease. Then I went to the moving dummies. This was where he tried to help me because I could barely splat them. But after 10 minutes Sheldon came and said that his weapon was repaired and so training was over. I then decided to leave and go do a  Turf war when he stopped me and asked for my name and I told him it was Y/N and he told me his name was Half-Rim. We then exchanged phone numbers and planned to train tomorrow. This went on for a while where us two would train everyday and occasionally hang out. Then one day he said he couldn't train tomorrow which I was completely fine with. But then the next day during the evening he texted me and said to meet him at Ammo knight but to wear something nice. I did question why but he said nothing. So I dressed up nice and got to Ammo Knights and saw he was there wearing nice clothes as well. He then took us to a restaurant and we had fun. Then he took me home and just before I went inside he asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend. I said yes, gave him a kiss on the cheek and went inside. Then we carried on going to train but went out to different places for dates. I enjoyed the times I got to be with him even if he wasn't that affectionate he still showed feelings. We were dating for 4 months until we decided that maybe now was a good time to live together so you both  brought a house that had: 5 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms, a pool, 3 garages, a massive back garden, 2 living rooms and 2 kitchens. When we  lived under one roof it seemed like we were more happy. It was a good thing the house was spacious too because sometimes I would annoy Half Rim and he would start chasing me. Maybe Half Rim wasn't the bold type around people, but he definitely was when it was only us two. Eventually he wanted me to meet his friends because they were questioning if I was real or if he was just lying. When you did meet them though they were kind and really friendly. So every once in a while they would come over to hang out and chat. My life was absolutely perfect and I loved every second of it because I was always with the person I loved. You thought life couldn't get any better than this but it did when he asked me to marry him. The wedding was immaculate and all of your friends and family were there. It was also touching when people said their speech. It really was a night to remember and I will always remember it.

"So thats how you and Dad met?" Jason asked

"Yep, that's how it happened" you replied

"That's cool!" Millie and Rose said in unison

"But Mum,"

"Yes William?"

"How were we made?"

"Urrr"

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