Y/N's pov
"Good morning sleepyheads it is 6 am get up and ready for the roll call!" The voice of one of the guards shouting through a megaphone woke me up once again. With a loud moan I slowly got up, but still managed to hit my head on the ceiling. "A small price to pay for the superior part of the bunk bed", I thought and slowly descended from the bed. Below me was Mark, still sleeping. "Dude get up, I don't wanna miss roll call just because you can't stop annoying me at night!" His only response to me shaking him was a mumbled "Just five more minutes, okay?"
I sighed and decided it was time for our usual routine. As if the cell could read my mind, the water faucet started opening itself, but I quickly noticed that it just broke again, as it did almost every day for the past months. "There go my hopes for psychic abilities" I thought and after forming my hands into a bowl, I quickly filled them up with water and splashed Mark with it. He quickly jumped up, bumping his head on the bed.
"Oh please Y/N, can't you just stop this already, I have like fifteen bruises from this shit" His eyebrows were raised in a played fury, but after a few seconds the both of us started laughing. "Come on, let's get going, I don't want to hear that dreadful megaphone again" I pulled him on one of his arms and we started walking towards the main hall where most of the other prisoners have already arrived. The hall filled up after some time and the same guard who functioned as our alarm clock declared breakfast time to be opened.
"Hi boss, hi Mark!" Jack approached us with a big grin. "Hey there big boy, I told you to just call me Y/N!" I grinned back at him and gave him a quick hug. Soon the rest of our gang started gathering around us and from the corner of my eye I saw someone staring at us with an angry look. I couldn't quite identify them, but it was definitely one of Yancy's lapdogs reporting every step I take directly to him.
"Why can't they just leave us alone? It's not my fault that not all prisoners are happy with being trapped in here" I thought while staring right back. This continued for a while until Mark blocked my view. "...what do you think Y/N?" He asked and looked at me with an expecting look. "What are we talking about? Sorry I wasn't quite here for a moment" I replied and had to blush a bit from the shame of spending so much attention to one of Yancy's assholes. "Oh it's nothing, just a great plan to get back at the shit heads who lit Jack's and Amy's cell on fire" Mark replied, "I mean we already voted on it, you just have to either tell us that we're naive and careless but still let us proceed or to tell us how smart and awesome this idea is" After he quickly explained it to me I thought about it for a while. After some time and looking at the people who formed the crew that would execute the plan I finally answered: "Today y'all are awesome, just don't get caught okay?"
"Yes boss!" The whole group yelled. "Then I declare the morning gathering as dismissed. Oh and it's still Y/N!", I shouted while the gang was already dispersing. I sighed and looked at Mark who was giving me a concerned look. "You know Mark, I still ask myself why you didn't start a revolt against me yet, I mean you're a much greater speaker than me and I basically just say 'yes' or 'no' to the plans" I quietly said while slowly making my way to the dining hall. "Well, you're the one who saved me and many of the others from Yancy's ass cramps when they attacked us for wanting our freedom back, so I could never do that Y/N" he replied and now strolled down the hallway in silence.
We got in line for our delicious serving of undefined grey mush and after Mark started searching for a table for the two of us, someone bumped into me, making me fall while breaking my tray and spilling the food all over the ground.
"Oh sorry, let me help youse- oh, it's youse" Yancy quickly pulled back the hand he previously held out to help me get up. "Watch your steps asshole" I simply replied while getting back up. After tidying up my hair I shoved him out of my way and went to Mark who gave me another concerned look, but somebody grabbed my arm before I could get across the cafeteria. "No reason to be so rude to me, Ise think we should settle this like the polite and uncivilized people that we are. High noon on the courtyard, Ise will see youse, and make sure that none of your leaches will be there" He let go of me and walked to some members of his gang, but not before I could turn around with my middle finger rising in the air like an owl taking off on a flight.
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