Ace Attorney One Shots I Guess

Aight Bet

FUCK Y'ALL, I'M WRITING GAY LAWYERS CAUSE WHY NOT? MY LIFE IS WATCHING, READING AND WRITING THESE DUMB FUCKERS FALL IN LOVE AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!

So enjoy.

Okay don't enjoy just yet I gotta go over somethings before I begin:

I've only seen the first 3 games so far and have started apollo justice, it's mostly been spoiled for me (idrc about spoilers ngl) but I still want to watch it myself before I write about any of the characters in it just so I get an idea of what they're like (Klavier looks like a king btw, can't wait to see him in the game).

Also I don't give a shit about some of the Canon because those parts are unimportant, like no one cares that the judge has a wife and stuff because they don't appear in game so I'm changing all that with my own hcs, if you don't like that then you don't have to agree with me or read them, skip it.

I will find a way to write a story about the judge, he needs appreciation.

There is literally only one character I don't like and that's Manfred Von Karma. Like he was cool and stuff, good villain but out of all the prosecutors I've seen so far, he's my least favourite so he'll only be mentioned in these stories. I don't hate him but I just found him and his methods to be tiring.

I'll add in hc sexualities for the main characters I've met so far:

Phoenix Wright: Bisexual obviously and while closeted to those he doesn't know very well, he is more open about it around friends

Miles Edgeworth: he very gay but very good at hiding it, only one other person knows before he officially comes out

Mia Fey (when she was alive obviously): unknown (idk about her tbh but I felt like she probably wouldn't think about her sexuality all that much, she just decided that if she was in love she was in love)

Maya Fey: Omnisexual (with a larger preference to women and non-males)

Larry Butz: Straight and doomed to remain single (with the occasional flings) for most of his adult life

Dick Gumshoe: Straight but like fanboys over Edgeworth and Phoenix (he ships them a lot, I say thats Canon)

Franziska Von Karma: Lesbian and she is not afraid to shout it at any degenerate fool who tries to flirt with her

The judge: asexual, divorced but happy (Idc if he's canonically married and has grandchildren, they don't ever physically appear in the game from what I know so they don't exist to me haha)

Godot/Diego Armando: Straight and still completely in love with Mia which is so adorable (love him)

Also thanks for reading you gorgeous sexy human, enjoy the book, drink some choccy milk while you're at it because you deserve it.