Oops Sorry Wrong Person (OC x Wilbur Soot)

Chapter 31

TW: drunk talking, in the use of alcohol

Pizza Burner 🍕🔥

Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be

When I was a kid on VoIP

Oh ok I guess we're doing this

I thought when I get older

I'd marry her, I told her

Now I'm 26 and I work in an office

You working in a office

PLS-

Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest

If I could change a single thing

I'D MAKE IT ME AND NOT HIM

same girl

Also how was you and your friend's celebration thing

I was drinking

I know I can tell

I had a lot of drinks

10 Shots maybe?

12?

No 13?

Wait I didnt' finishhhh my soung

Yeah right "your"song

Oh ok my apologies

You may continue

BUT HE'S IN YOUR BED, IM IN YOUR TWICH CHAT

I'VE GOT THE KEY AND HE'S JUST THE DOORMAT

And even tho he's got social skills

That doesn't mean i can't pay the bills

I CAN PAY BILLS

OOOOH can u pay my rent insted

I don't know about that

Anyway, make the most of him

'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick

OHOH

Your new boyfriend's an ARSEHOLE

Woo!

Yeah I've' met JARED

Of course, I've met Jared

THE ONE who took you away from me

You hit it off instantly

Ik cause you won't stop telling me

I've seen his jawline

Shoulders and muscles

Push against his fashion sense

I've thought about what he looks like n u d e

I'm not gay, though

CuZ SHE's livingg the Dream

(living the dream, living the dream)

OH, she's living the Dream

From back when we were 17

Me and my friend are drinking and talking shit about people while lightening to music

that's a vibe

Power statement right there

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*Wilbur screen shots text conversation*

Twitter

Wilbur Soot@wilbursoot
*images of screen shotted conversation*
Talking about people with your best friend while listening to music is a literal vibe. I love that. I want that.

Ph1LzA@Ph1LzA
Of course you would love that Will

dream@dreamwastaken
Who tf are you texting

Ranboo@Ranboosaysstuff
Real question is why is the person you are talking to contact name "Pizza Burner 🍕🔥"

Wilbur Soot@wilbursoot
Because of personal reason that's why.

TommyInnit@tommyinnit
I like Pizza Burner's taste in music

Wilbur Soot@wilbursoot
Pizza Burner has great taste in music

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A/N: Thank you for reading. It is out Twitter finally knows who "Pizza Burner 🍕🔥" is. I hope you enjoyed the chapter and please vote if you want. I hope you all have a wonderful day :)

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