Pizza Burner 🍕🔥
Hey wyd?
Hii
I'm just cleaning and packing up my things before my move
Wait you're moving
Oh yeah
Me and Belle are finally moving in together
Oh wow that's great
Ik my 24 lazy ass self is finally moving out of her parent's house
I don't think you're lazy
If you met me irl you would rethink your decision
Well hopefully when I do I won't have to
tutto quello che vuoi
What does that mean?
And what language is that?
It means "whatever you want" in Italian
Cool; you speak Italian?
Not really but I know some here and there
What's your ethnicity?
I'm Filipino
But Belle is half Italian, quarter Hispanic, and quarter Filipino
Oh so does Belle teach you some Italian?
A little bit if I ask her, but I mainly know some sayings from all of those Italian mafia books I've been reading (any recommendations in the comments 🤷♀️)
Um... well okay
Why do you have a problem with Rhubarb?
No there is no problem here
Do you have a problem with me reading Italian mafia books Rhubarb?
No I never said anything
But were you thinking of it?
No
Are you jealous Rhubarb? That the Italian mafia were giving me attention and making me feel so powerful but so powerless at the same time
Are you Rhubarb?
NO WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME
I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH YOU READING ITALIAN MAFIA BOOKS
hahaha Ik
What?
I knew you didn't have a problem I just wanted to mess with you
Why?
Because it was fun and I haven't done it to you in a while
You are crazy
Is crazy the right word or am I just too fun and you have no control over it
It is so hard for me to get irritated at you when you make these type of statements that are so right in so many directions
Ik and that is why I always won the arguments
I could see that
I could visualize two people arguing, 1 person is yelling and the other person is stating key points for evidence an elaboration but in a monotone voice just to piss off the other person
And the monotone voice was yours
Sure was
And that is why I was always good at customer service
I would annoy the crap out of all the Karens by speaking to them in a monotone and stating the correct policies so they could never complain that I was yelling at them, because I wasn't
Wow
Well I really have to go
Why so soon?
I am moving in 2 days and I only have 3 boxes done
I need to hurry up
Don't worry I will text you later Rhubarb
You better
Bye Rhubarb
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Kinsley POV(10 minutes later)
Mr.FAKEFILMMAKER IS CALLING
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A/N: Thank you for reading. Haha cliffhanger. Is Kinsley going to pick up, or was that just an accidental call and she's couldn't answer it fast enough. What is going to happen next? You will have to wait for the next chapter to find out. If you enjoyed please vote if you want and I hope you all have a wonderful day :)
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