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💖My glitchy [[ANGEL]]💖

This was a request! Enjoy!

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--3rd Person POV--

Error had been annoyed with how ink decided to protect an entire multiverse!
Usually he'd consult error when he wanted certain universes to be left alone, but a whole other multiverse?!

Error decided to check out the place and figure out why ink had loved the place so much to keep the whole damn thing.

And so, he opened a portal to the new place and started scoping out the area.

It was very bright, something error never liked in anything.

The lights of the streets flashed brightly and the sidewalks were filled with monsters of all kinds chatting and walking, it made error sick to his stomach.

'God, no wonder ink loves this place, its just as bright, colorful and annoying as he is.'
Error thought to himself as he walked towards a cafe looking place that was filled with brightly colored monsters of all kinds.

One noticed him and stared at him until he felt nearly unsettled.

But, error knew if he even touched one of these anomalies ink would have his head on a stick, or maybe an ornament? Eh, whichever works for error.

If only he could truly die.

But once the staring got to annoying, error decided to pull his hood up to where it was covering his face and teleport away, wherever was fine with him, as long as it was away from all these other annoying monsters.

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Error had teleported to some sort of dump, he could tell it smelt horrible, but since he was a skeleton he couldn't really smell.

He wandered towards a slightly open area with less trash and noticed an alleyway leading to a seemingly misplaced pile of garbage.

He realized he had nothing better to do and decided to walk down the alleyway, as he neared he swore he could feel someone else's presence, but every time he noticed it completely, it vanished.

Error sighed before stopping in front of a strangely misplaced door that looked as if behind it was some sort of home.

Error decided to open the door and to his surprise, there was a small room inside, with a counter and a sloppily painted sky on a wall.

'What the?-' error thought in his head before hearing slight mumbling,

He snapped his skull to the right side and saw a black coated figure huddled in a corner with a phone in their hand.

As error walked closer he noticed that the figure was whispering to themselves the same phrase over and over again.

"Please Mike pick up." The figure whispered as error neared closer.

Error noticed that the figure seemed like a short man, with slicked jet black hair, and a puppet like structure.

Error soon stepped on a... Squeaky toy?? And it alerted the other.

The strange puppet man looked up with static-y glasses before they quickly changed to pink and yellow.

After staring for a bit, error decided to speak.

"Uhh, hello?-"

"WHY ISN'T IT A [[hot single]] IN MY [[Home for your family]]!"
The puppet man shouted as he jumped up after slamming the phone back into its dial.

"THE NAMES SPAM- SPAMTON G SPAMTON [[worlds #1 salesman 1997]]!" 'Spamton' yelled as he held out his hand for error.

Error looked down at spamton as for error was much taller than him. Error being about 6,0 and spamton looking like he was about 4,0.

"AND YOUR [[Name your offer!]] IS??" Error sighed as he inhaled.

"Error. The names error." Error stated as he flicked his hood down to where spamton could see his face.

Spamton seemed to pause as he glanced over all of errors features.

Error thought it was only equal to do the same.

Error noticed spamtons jet black hair was slicked back in a certain way to where some looked short while other bits looked long,
Error didn't understand how that worked but hey, he can't judge. He doesn't have hair.

Spamtons glasses suddenly went to static like when he was talking on the phone.

"Your the one Mike said could help...." Spamton stated as error looked puzzled.

Spamtons glasses went back to their normal colorful state as he practically began bouncing around like a child on a sugar rush.

"MY [[ANGEL]] HAS COME TO [[Help save cash!]] ME FROM [[HEAVENS GRASP]]!" spamton giggled like a maniac as error sat still, not knowing what the hell was going going on.

Spamton than stood in front of error and grabbed onto errors right hand holding it in two of his own much smaller hands.

Error glitched a bit but pushed down the feeling because he didn't feel like crashing today.

Spamtons glasses went all static-y again as he said in a small voice.

"Thank you.... My angel." Spamton stated as error felt something grab at his soul causing his face to flush a bit.

Spamtons face held a small smile before he went back to his normal self and began rambling on about being a big shot (shot auto corrected to shit i-) and about big deals.

Error wondered what it was that tugged his soul towards spamton, but soon enough he engulfed the smaller in a hug before lifting the other off the ground.

Spamton went quiet as he wrapped his legs around errors mid section and nuzzled his face into errors warm scarf.

"Thank you for helping me angel." Spamton stated as error sighed.

"Y0ur w3lcome sp4mt0n." Error stated softly as he felt spamton relax in his hold.

Error then as soon as he himself got tired, he heard spamton softly snore in his non-existent ear.

He gently patted spamtons back as the phone in the corner began to ring.
Error clicked the ignore button and decided that spamton would come home with him to the anti-void as he walked through the portal away from the phone.

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( sorry it's so short (◞‸◟ㆀ) Ill make the next one longer! But I do have school and stuff so sometimes my updates may take a bit! Skyler, out.)