What is Introductions?

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If we go, we're takin' a glock
She likes my clothes, she's takin' em off
- Fredo

Baj: Yohohoho

As someone who dislikes trouble, I decided I'd like to establish proper relationships. Unfamiliar with the notion, I'd spent the day before in preparation, running through different scenarios.

Ayanokōji: 'Oh no.'

Ichinose: 'Unfamiliar with making friends?'

For instance, should I burst into the classroom and actively start talking to people? Should I secretly pass around a slip of paper with my email address, so as to better befriend someone?

Sakura: 'I know I'm not the only one.'

Baj: 'Sam???'

Yamauchi: This is so cringe... Why am I even here to watch this stuff? It was this loser who got me expelled.

Sakayanagi: Baj. How much do I have to pay to get rid this moron?

Baj: Don't you want to see the hilarious adventures of Yamauchi and the Delta Force.

Professor: 'Delta Force?'

Sakayanagi: No, not at all.

Baj: Oh. Well God;Haruki is staying.

Someone like me needed to practice, because this environment was so different from what I'd experienced thus far. I was completely isolated. I had ventured alone into abattlefield, and it was do or die.

Haruka: Kiyopon, this is really depressing. You really had a hard time, huh?

Ayanokōji: I've never been good at making friends.

Sakayanagi: Fufu.

Miyake: Well, now you have us!

Ayanokōji-Group: Yeah!!

Ryuen: You lot would fit right in with the class of friendship.

Miyake: Awh, someone's jealous.

Ryuen: If you weren't the monster's friend, I would make sure you end up like the loli of Class 2-A.

Miyake: I'd like to see you try!

Yukimura: Please don't attack us because of what Akito just said.

Haruka: Let him! Akito.. Fight!

Miyake: 'Dear lord, please save me.'

Chiaki: 'Monster?'

Looking around the classroom, I walked toward the seat that bore my nameplate. It was at the back of the room, near the window. A good place to sit, generally.

Sotomura: Kukuku. So Ayanokōji was even blessed with the main protagonist spot.

Ryuen: 'This fool wants some.'

Kushida: Sotomura-kun, why did you state that when you have known where he sat during the first year?

Sotomura: Kuku. Simply, to inform thou of this bizarre anomaly.

Well then, what should I do? Take action during this free time and try to meet someone?

Horikita: Yes, that's what most desperate people would do.

Ayanokōji: 'I have a lot more friends than her. I think she's jealous.'

In front of me, a rather rotund boy sat at his desk, hunching over. Perhaps it was my imagination, but he appeared lonely.

Ike: Pssst. Ken. The hell does 'Rotund' mean?

Sudoku: The hell you askin' me for?

The boy exuded an aura that seemed to shout, "Please, someone be my friend!"

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