If I lock down two in the mornin'
Tell me by night why I see three
- Knucks
Baj: Yohohoho
Yamauchi: Hey, Baj! I heard you published a new story recently.
Baj: Ah Haruki. You are correct. It's called 'Classroom of the elite: Stranded'.
Yamauchi: Wow. I guess the reader should totally give it a read.
Baj: Absolutely! But if they don't, that's cool. Every story is for different people.
Yamauchi: Back to the main topic at hand.. Are you gonna increase my screen time or are we going to have trouble?
Baj: Do not fret, Haruki. This chapter involves you as one of the main spectacles - so be at ease!
Yamauchi: That's my guy right there! Everyone go read 'Classroom of the elite: Stranded' !
Baj: That's only if you want to remember!
Ibuki: Enough with the shameless promotion!
Baj: You heard her! Start. The. Videooo~ !
"Good morning, Yamauchi!
"Good morning, Ike!"
Yamauchi: Wooooo! Finally.
Arriving to class, Ike wore a broad grin as he called out to Yamauchi. It was rather unusual for them to get here so early. It'd been one week since the entrance ceremony, and Ike and Yamauchi would always make it to class right before the bell rang.
Shinohara: Smells like trouble if you ask me.
"Whew, man! I was looking forward to today so much that I barely slept last night!"
Sato: Back then.. Did anything even happen during them times?
Karuizawa: I don't think so... But why would those guys be so excited?
Yamauchi: 'Wait a damn minute..'
"Ah ha ha! This school is just the best! I can't believe that it's almost time for swimming! And when I say swimming, I mean girls. And when I say girls, I mean girls in school swimsuits!"
Horikita: So, we get to see them ogle at different girls... Great.
Sudō: Don't worry, Suzune. I won't let anyone ogle at you. Ever.
Horikita: Wow thanks...
Sudō: That's right. I'm a good boy - thank me again!
Baj: 'No. No. I can't keep having characters turn into degenerates!'
It was true that the swimming classes were co-ed. In other words, that meant that Horikita, Kushida, and all of the other girls would be...showing off a lot of skin. The girls backed away from Ike and Yamauchi's rabid excitement. I, on the other hand, sat in my chair, isolated and alone. I couldn't do so forever. I had to proactively work at joining a group of friends.
Ryūen: Ahah. So, you're a loner by trait.
Ichinose: It's kind of exciting watch Kiyotaka-kun's past. I wonder if we'll ever see videos of him from when he was a child.
Amikura: Honami-chan, you're expressing yourself considerably loud.
Ichinose: T-There's nothing wrong with what I said!
Hiyori: I'm inclined to agree with Ichinose-san.
Kobashi: I get where they're coming from. But.
Matushita: That would be a bit invasive to Kiyotaka-kun's life...
