So, if Toji raised Megumi || Fushiguro

Friendly Scenarios

Gojo: So have you ever thought about what it would be like if Megumi was sold to the Zenins?

Toji: No.

Gojo: But?

Toji: There won't be any Zenins to be sold to if I just killed them all.

Gojo: Gotcha.

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Megumi: I adore puppies to the ends of the earth. Anyone who dare say they're ugly can kindly get out.

Random kid: They're ugly.

Megumi: Demon dogs, you may eat them.

Toji: I am so proud of you.

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Toji: So Gojo often comes by my house, and he helps around. Supposedly.

Gojo: Listen, I swear I was trying to kill a spider in the bathroom.

Tsumiki: And?

Gojo: It...was killed?

Megumi: That still doesn't explain why you used up half of the toothpaste to do it.

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Megumi: So remember how Gojo cooked with me that last chapter? The food did taste good, surprising.

Gojo: Must you always slander me?

Megumi: I'm simply expressing the truth.

Tsumiki, whispering: Don't worry, he secretly thinks of you like an annoying older brother.

Gojo: *Suddenly becomes all warm and fuzzy inside*

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Masamichi: Toji is scary alone. Gojo is scary alone.

Masamichi: Now, add an injured or threatened Megumi into the mix.

Masamichi: A destroyed city will enter the game.

Narrator-kun: Wait until you meet Sukuna.

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Summary of Gojo's and Megumi's relationship, via Gojo.

Gojo: I've only had Megumi for a day and a half, but if anything happens to him, I'll get myself some souvenirs before destroying the entire nation.

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How strong is Megumi currently?

Masamichi: Enough to somehow scare the living crap out of me, that's what.

Megumi: I literally just punched you with the help of my Shikigamis.

Masamichi: It's not normal to almost rip off my arms?!

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Where's Megumi's mom?

Toji: Good question.

Toji: I asked her to get the milk 10 years ago. I wonder why it's taking her so long.

Toji: It was only like, 1783930202838299237833 gallons.

Gojo: What the actual fuck.

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Normal parents when their 9 year old kid swears: No! That's bad! Who taught you? Never say that again!

Toji when Megumi swears: Who taught you?

Megumi: I heard Gojo say it.

Toji: Well at least he did something right in his life.

Tsumiki: What is wrong with this family?

Gojo: How is this family so perfect?

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Toji: Megumi is literally a cat.

Tsumiki: He likes eating fishies and meat

Toji: He's quiet but he can be fierce.

Tsumiki: And he's also cute!

Megumi: I like dogs.

Gojo: Hush, don't ruin it.