smut :: luke hemmings

13 - kiss the girl

*i ate bacon while writing this*

Me: hey Luke

Me: are you busy? I'm sorry

Luke: hey beautiful, no I'm not busy :-) how's your day?

Me: it's ok, I've missed talking to you today

Luke: I know, I slept in super late today and I have a flight tonight so I'm sorry if I'm off hahaha

Me: it's ok

Luke: what did you do today? :-)

Me: I watched spongebob and made some brownies!!! :-)

Luke: yummy!! I love both of those things :P do you like to bake?

Me: no lol, I just really wanted some brownies

Luke: I don't like baking either hahaha

Me: guess what

Luke: hmmmm idk what?!

Me: I found a funny smut

Luke: a funny smut? Haha I don't read many of those

Me: well I mean they can all sort of be funny if you just laugh at them. This one is actually funny though :-)

Luke: ok so what's this funny smut about?

Me: it's like some weird role play thing, the guy is wearing a dress

Luke: what

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA I know!!! I can't stop laughing

Luke: lol send it to me!! :-)

Me: are you sure?

Luke: yes! Where did you find this one?

Me: tumblr, where else? :-)

Luke: oh yeah I forgot you don't have a wattpad, you should make one of those! we can be friends on there if you like

Me: alright I will later! (link)

Luke: oh yay! Ok let me read it!!

Luke: Jordan

Me: haha what!?

Luke: please tell me why that turned me on, it shouldn't have turned me on

Me: oh my god!!! :O

Luke: lol sorry cutie, I wasn't watching what I say

Me: I forgive you :-)

Luke: but I am honestly confused, why did I wear a dress again? Haha

Me: idk but at least it was pretty. It was blue to match your eyes :-)

Luke: aww you knew that my eyes are blue :-)

Me: Yep haha, you're like Cinderella in that dress. You know my eye color too haha

Luke: that would be gorgeous green? ;-)

Me: :-)

Me: thank you