Act I - Part IV

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Lady P: *Yawn* Bring my breakfast, maid. NOW!!!

Peggy: Yes Madame

Lady P: Gruel is too cold and *phhhh* WHY IS THERE A SLUG IN MY TEA!!!

Peggy (trying to hide a laugh): Don't worry Madame, I shall get you some more

Lady P: And while you're at it, bring me my tiara and get the band to play music for my parade

Peggy: Yes Madame

Lady P: Elina, my future princess, come here

Elina: Yes Ma- I mean mother

Lady P: Sit down my beautiful daughter, when the maid comes back you can have your hair done

Elina: Ok mother *sigh*

Peggy: Here's your tiara Madame

Lady P: It's a bit over the top, but it'll do, now for the music

Viking: You need music? How about a traditional viking anthem

Lady P: let's hear it then

Viking: We are the vikings, AHHHH AHHHH AHHHHH

We are strong AHHHH AHHHH

Lady P: No no, definitely not

Viking: How about a trumpet fanfare, PHHHHH PHHH PHHHHHH

Lady P: AHHHHHH where did you even come from anyway? GUARDS!

Lady P: FIND MY GOLD NECKLACE MAID

Peggy: Yes Madame, huuhhhh

Lady P: Whatever could be the matter now!

Peggy: It's not there!

Lady P: Oh no, Oh no, this cannot be happening, round up the followers, the king must be told. That is my GREAT GRANDMOTHER'S NECKLACE

Elina: Catastrophe!

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