Camp camp x male reader (harem)

Chp. 5

After back-to-back sessions of Fire Safety Camp and Political History Camp end up with David exhausted and charred while also having a flag wrapped around him that says "Camper Power" and "Campe Deez Nuts" while Gwen is reading a porno book.

David:*Grunts of displeasure*

Gwen: What did I say? I said don't do fire safety camp and political history camp in the same day. Unless you reeeaaally want it to turn into riot control camp.

David:*Groan*

Gwen: Go. Get out of here.

Unnoticed Max is hiding behind the window eavesdropping on the two counselors.

David: What?

Gwen: You're not going to do anyone any good if you keep letting Max get to you like this. Take a break! I'll cover underwater basket weaving tomorrow. Take the campmobile and get outta dodge for a day. Reset!

David: What... should I do?

Gwen: How the hell should I know? Go into town and do.. whatever it is that you do to blow off steam before you kill someone.

David: That's... not a bad idea.

David walks away.

Gwen: You're still on fire, b-t-dubbs.

David: Thank you.

Mess Hall

Nancy, Nikki and Spaceboy were talking to each other.

Nancy: Oooh, fascinating! So if you park the ship at a lagrange point then the combined gravitational--

Max: Nancy, Nik, let's go!

Spaceboy: Hey, we're talking here!

Max: The moon landings were a hoax filmed in Area 51 orchestrated by the government as a publicity stunt designed to humiliate the Russians in the space race!

Spaceboy: Noooooo! No, I can't hear you, I can't hear you, I can't hear you--

Max: This is it, he's finally cracking!

Nancy: Well yeah, no wonder, you use that conspiracy theory on him like every other day.

Max: Not him, David!

Yn shows up slightly burnt and ashy with a shirt that says B.L.M: Biden likes minors.

Yn: Yo, what's up with Spaceboy he ran out crying?

Max: Nothing happened. BUT, the revolution is working! He's going BONKERS! And he's going into town..

Nikki: Into town? To do what?

The group suddenly appears in the wagons trunk.

Max: We're gonna find out!

Insert intro that I ain't gonna type

On the road David is oblivious to the group in the trunk that's hiding under a blanket.

Nancy:*Sighs* Sweet 22.2 degrees Celsius, here we come!

Yn: For real this cool breeze makes me want to take a lil siesta.

Max:You idiot! This isn't about air conditioning! This is our chance to study David!

Nikki: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I always kinda dry out in AC. And it makes me sneeze.

Max: Hush, you! Just what exactly do you think he's into?

Nikki/Yn: Hookers and blow!/Crack and dopamine.

Both: What?!

Nikki: I dunno what it is, but my dad and his friends always said that they wish they could do that for fun. And then they would laugh! Ha. Maybe that's what David likes.