David: Okay, campers. Quiet down, everyone, please.
*ambient noise*
David: Please, the theater demands your utmost respect and-
Gwen: SHUT YOUR YAPS, IT'S TIME FOR THE PLAY!
David: Ahem, thank you, Gwen.
Gwen: DON'T MENTION IT!
David: Tonight's presentation is brought to you by theater camp's very own: Preston Goodplay!
*unexcited clapping*
Preston: Thank you, thank you. It is with great pleasure that I welcome you to tonight's production. Written and directed, of course, by me. It is a classic tale of forbidden love, betrayal, and friendship. So without further ado I present to you: Romeo and Juliet II: Love Resurrected.
*weak applause*
*coughing*
Max: This is absolutely humiliating!
Nancy : What a waste of time! I could be working on that flame-thrower right now.
Nikki: I hate being Juliet! I wanna be someone cool, like Xena, or Rambo!
Max: You nervous about your big kiss scene?
Yn: Nah, it's just a peck on the lips.
Nikki: Y'know, Juliet should've done karate instead of kissing boys. HIYAH! Maybe she wouldn't have died then.
David: Has anyone seen my phone? I must have dropped it while doing my smile exercises.
Gwen: Don't admit to that...
Max: *sinister laughter*
Nikki: Is that David's phone?
Max: Pipe down, I'm checking his... Oh my God, he has a Tinder account.
Nikki: Tinder? What's that?
Max: Oh, it's that dating app for losers who can't meet people in real life.
Yn: I thought it was just for people who just want to have sex.
Nikki: Ohh, yeah! My dad used that when my mom left him. Again.
Nancy: Guuyys, you're just adding to my anxiety! If you don't return the phone, I'm going to have a panic attack, and that's on you!
Yn: Just take a shit. That always calms me down.
Max: Oh man, he's got like seven pictures on his profile. Tch, can you say desperate?
Preston: Wizard! You're about to get your cue! I will not have you ruffians RUIN MY BIG DEBUT! Now get!
Act I
Space Kid: I'm afraid we have no other choice. We must turn to... Pause... Black magic!
Max: Yo, did someone say black magic?
Preston: *facepalm* Amateurs!
Yn: Wait, aren't female wizards called witches?
Preston:.... Your right! But it's to late to change the script!
Space Kid: Ahh, mighty wizard! Please revive our daughter, who died so foolishly.
Max: What's in it for me?
Space Kid: Ummuh, that's not your line...
Max: Yeah, I'm just messin'. Okay! One revived daughter, comin' right up. Latinus speakitus revivedeadjuliettus. Man, who wrote this?
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Camp camp x male reader (harem)
FanficA kid who wants to get away from his dad. So what does he do? He signs himself up for camp. But what he doesn't know is how 'different' this camp is.
