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The Babysitter

You have so much damn audacity
For someone lacking mental capacity
Talking aloud about how I'm not your fantasy
As if I cared, oh I can't bear not to be
And if I had a pence for each silent speech
'Cause you can't think of words or don't know any
You and your friends or a nightmare to every
Girl who ever had the nerve to breathe

I won't say I told you so
I won't call you stupid, or say that you're stupid, stupid
I won't say I told you ages ago
No, I won't call you, stupid, no, don't call, you're useless, oh

I've been staying up all night for two years, it's getting boring
Learned I had to teach you things that I was taught back when I was six
I've been staying up all night yet waking up every morning
Searching for a job to pay the rent 'cause I'm not getting paid to babysit

You have so little, it's a travesty
To think you'd feel was too much, now I see
All my expectations were apparently
Too much to handle for a boy who'll never deserve any part of me
And if I had a pence for each silent speech
'Cause you can't think of words or don't know any
You and your friends are a nightmare to every
Girl who ever had the nerve to be

I won't say I told you so
I won't call you stupid, or say that you're stupid, stupid
I won't say I told you ages ago
No, I won't call you, stupid, no, don't call, you're useless, oh

I've been staying up all night for two years, it's getting boring
Learned I had to teach you things that I was taught back when I was six
I've been staying up all night yet waking up every morning
Searching for a job to pay the rent 'cause I'm not getting paid to babysit
If I did, I'd be so rich, but no

I've been staying up all night for two years, it's getting boring
Learned you sought a second mother in me, aren't you embarrassed by it?
I've been staying up all night yet waking up every morning
And I found a job to pay the rent 'cause I'm not getting paid to babysit
If I did, I'd be so rich