Ginny Weasley: Ron! You were supposed to take me to Madame Malkin’s and use those sickles Mum gave you for my robe fittings!
Harry: Uh, who’s this?
Ron: This is my stupid little sister Ginny. She’s, like, a whole year younger than me. Ginny, this is Harry. Harry Potter. It’s Harry Potter.
(Ginny and Harry shake hands.)
Ginny: You’re Harry Potter! You’re The Boy Who Lived!
Harry: Yeah, and you’re Ginny.
Ginny: It’s Ginevra.
Harry: Cool. Ginny’s fine.
Hermione: Do you guys hear that?
Ron: Yeah, someone’s … dancing? (He recoils) Whoa!
(They notice three girls, dancing onto stage.)
Ginny: Who’s that?
Harry: That’s Cho Chang.
Ron: Yeah, that’s the girl Harry been in love with since, like, forever.
Hermione: Yeah, but he won’t say anything to her!
Ron: Well, yeah, you never tell a girl you like her. It makes you look like an idiot.
Cho Chang: In case you didn’t know, I’m Cho Chang.
Harry: She is completely perfect!
Ron: Yeah, too bad she’s DATING Cedric Diggory.
Harry: What? Who the hell is Cedric Diggory?
(Cedric comes between the four and sweeps his arms, knocking them over.)
Cedric Diggory: Oh, Cho Chang
I am so in love with Cho Chang
from Bangkok to Ding Dang
I sing my love aloud for Cho Chang!
(Cho, Cedric and Cho’s Posse exit.)
Harry: Uh! I hate him!
(They start to leave. Draco Malfoy enters dramatically with Goyle in tow.)
Malfoy: Did someone say Draco Malfoy?!?
Harry: What do you want, Draco?
Malfoy: (He gestures to Goyle) You, be a dear and go pay for my robes, will you? So, Potter, back for another year at Hogwarts, are you? Maybe this year you’ll wise up and hang out with a higher caliber of wizards.
Harry: Hey, listen, Malfoy, Ron and Hermione are my best friends in the whole world. I wouldn’t trade them for anything.
Malfoy: Have it your way. (He notices Ginny) Wait. Don’t tell me. Red hair, hand-me-down clothes and a stupid complexion. You must be a Weasley.
Ron: Oh my god, shut up Malfoy!
Malfoy: Well, isn’t this cute! It’s like a little loser family. Hogwarts has really gone the dogs. Luckily next year I’ll be transferred to Pigfarts!
This year you bet, going to get outta here
The reign of Malfoy is drawing near
I’ll have the greatest wizard career,
And it’s going to be totally awesome
Look out world, for the dawn of the day
When everyone will do whatever I say!
I’ll be the one who is totally awesome!
Goyle: Yeah you’ll be the one who is totally awesome.
Hermione: C’mon, guys, we’re going to miss the train!
(Vague train shape)
Ensemble: Who knows how fast this year’s going to go?
Hand me a glass, let the butterbeer flow
Harry: Maybe at last, I’ll talk to Cho!
Ron : Oh no, that’d be WAY too awesome!
Ensemble: We’re back to learn everything that we can
It’s great to come back to where we began
And here we are
And alakazam!
Here we go, this is totally awesome!
Come on and teach us everything you know
The summers over and were itchin’ to go
Neville: I think we’re ready for
Albus Dumbledore!
Dumbledore: Oooooo Ahhhhhh! I welcome, all of you to Hogwarts.
I welcome back you all to school.
Did you know that here at Hogwarts
We’ve got a hidden swimming pool?
Welcome, welcome, welcome Hogwarts
Welcome, all you hotties, nerds, and fools
Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts
I’d like to go over just a couple of rules:
My name is Albus Dumbledore and I am Headmaster of Hogwarts. You can all call me Dumbledore. I suppose you could also call me Albus-if you want a detention. I’m just kidding. I’ll expel you if you call me Albus.
Ensemble: Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
It's all that I love, and all that I need.
At HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS
Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends
To Gryffindors!
Hufflepuffs!
Ravenclaws!
Slytherins!
Back to the place where our story begins
It’s Hogwarts, Hogwarts,
Dumbledore: I’m sorry, what’s its name?
Ensemble: Hogwarts, Hogwarts
Dumbledore: I didn’t hear you kids!
Ensemble: Hogwarts, Hogwarts
Harry: Man, I’m glad I’m back.
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