colgatehubby:
respectfully, in a respectful manner, with the utmost respect
nice tits
ondrugs:
SHOTO TODOROKI
WHAT IN THE MINETA IS THIS💀💀💀
colgatehubby:
i am so sorry
kaminari stole my phone
ondrugs:
S H O O T O O O O O O O O
colgatehubby:
are you imitating my dad?
ondrugs:
yes
colgatehubby:
now why the fuck did you have to do that
we were doing so well
fuck life im so traumatised
ondrugs:
it's giving
might have to rename you shogan taul if this continues😔💔🥀⛓️🖤
colgatehubby:
dont you dare
ill summon ayuwoki
ondrugs:
oh my goodness
respectfully smash
colgatehubby:
what
ondrugs:
men
colgatehubby:
too political
anyways
there's this really nice new sushi place that's opened up
and my dad gets stuff for free cos hes yk
u wanna get some?
ondrugs:
SAY LESS 😍💍💍💍
lemme just get ready cos i look like a bush baby thats been dragged through a hedge atm
colgatehubby:
u dont need to
ur already beautiful ❤️
ondrugs:
that's actually the nicest thing anyones ever said to me
thank u and ily <33
be there soon xx
colgatehubby:
next time i can just pick u up yk
but i love you too
"ondrugs" is offline
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FanfictionA crackfic of all our little boys and girls of the BNHA universe starring my OC :) I write a lot of weird shit so be warned lmfao