GOJŌ DUMP

Kill Him

"Good to see everyone here- wait, where is (F/n) (L/n)?" Principal Yaga questioned as he looked around the room.

Gojo, Ijichi, Ieri and Nanami were present, all sitting normally on the soft cushioned chair– Gojo being an exception, he had his feet up.

"Can anyone call (L/n)?"

"Hai~!" Gojo raised his hand, "I'll get to her!" He fished out his phone while Nanami mentally looked at him in suspicion.

(F/n)-Bun-Chan 🍑 ❤️

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If you don't stop I will rip off your balls.

ouch. ok:(((

what do you want
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hmm idkk
why are you not here????
today is HALLOWEEN
and everyone is having a party at the meeting room
with costumes
even nanamin has a banana costume on >:D

chokes
I'm sorry w h a t ?

yessss
you heard right
now come over hurry,
there's only two lemon tarts left,
and soon they'll be inside me🥴

yOU FUCKING ASSHAT
DONT TOUCH THEM
IM COMING

okkk
huhu xp

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Two minutes ago, (F/n) was snoring away in deep sleep– a fully deserved sleep that she had been deprived of due to the sudden increase of curse activities since the last month. And she was at peace before her phone started ringing nonstop.

Snapping her red rimmed eyes open, she snatched her phone from the charging port and opened her notification centre to see spams from GOJO SLUTOURO🤢 ❤️

'Satoro, I love you but what the fuck?' She groaned before opening the chat box and conversing with him.

Now she's tripping over her clothes that lay messily on the floor.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK– I DONT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO DO MY HALLOWEEN MAKE UP!!! IS IT EVEN OCTOBER YET???? I THOUGHT IT WAS MY DAY OFF!!!! NOOOO, my SEXY SKELETON COSTUME– WHY ARE THERE HOLES IN IT??? OH MY GOD IS THAT A DEAD RAT?????????????????"

The chaos that ensued within herself was almost comedic, with no other alternative to THE Halloween party, (F/n) had no choice but to wear that.

"Mom, dad, It is today that your daughter abandons her shame for once and for all..."

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"The curses in the North are acting up, and the committee requested Jujutsu High to take immediate action. I suppose this could a good training initiative for the first years and the second years, so we can dispatch them strategically. I want a–"

"Sorry i'm laTE! I ACCIDENTALLY SLEPT IN!!!" (F/n) bursted in the room through teleportation, interrupting Yaga, "SATORU YOU BETTER NOT HAD EATEN MY TARTS– wait, why are you all dressed so........normally?" She looked at them bewildered while every one else gawked at the......at the....... the cheese.

"Oh."

And (F/n) just stood there like

"....." Nanmi looked at the female with disappointed eyes. Shoko looked like she was finally done with this world. Ijichi just stood there in shock. The only correct response to this situation.

Gojo almost busted a nut with how hard he snorted. "oH MY GOD PLEASE– THIS??? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GOD I- (F/n)-chan?!???!!????" He wheezed.

"(F/n)-san, you do know that as professional sorcerers there is no real Halloween for us, right?" Shoko sniggered.

"What is the meaning of this, ((L/n)?"

"This means that," She turned to Gojo with eyes that looked like it had been to the lowest stage of hell and embodies madness, "never in my entire life have I ever desired to destroy someone so bad."

"Eh?" Gojo stopped laughing as he looked at the female, his hand wiping his tears. "Wait wait wait, we can talk this ou- wait yOU DONT NEED TO COME CLOSER TO ME FOR THIS– WAIT WAIT CHOTTO MATTE– PLEASE BE GENTLE– ACK-"