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"Think of your happiest memory and say Expecto Patronum."
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°"Psst, James! James! James!"
"What is it Siri?"
"Come with me!"
"Wait- Siri!" Sirius practically dragged James by the wrist to the corner of the room."James, help!" Sirius whisper-yelled in pure panic.
"Help with what?" James said, rubbing his wrist.
"The patronus! It's gonna be some kind of wolf, a werewolf even! What if moony figures it out that I like him?" Sirius asked. James only smirked at him knowingly.
"Oh, c'mon don't look at me like that!"
"Just let it happen Siri, I'm sure moony likes you too." James said, patting Sirius on the shoulder and walking back to the other two marauders.
"Wait, what? James!" Sirius heaved a sigh and followed James back to the other marauders. By the time they both got back to them, Peter had already casted a patronus. (let's pretend that he actually has a patronus-)
"You casted a patronus already?" James asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Well, there's a rat floating around so, I guess?" Peter replied.
"Why don't you try to cast one, pads?" Remus asked abruptly. Sirius blushed slightly.
"Me?-"
"Yeah, padfoot. Why don't you try to cast one?" James asked, smirking."I- uh- I-" Sirius sighed and took a deap breath.
My happiest memory... he thought.
"Expecto Patronum!" And there it was, just like Sirius predicted, a werewolf. Remus and Sirius stood there, frozen in place. James couldn't help but laugh at their reactions, bringing a whole crowd to their attention. Students started thinking Sirius was mental having a werewolf as a patronus.
"You- do you... like... me?" Remus asked surprised, ignoring everyone else in the room.
"No... No! Siri, you can't! I- I'm a monster, you can't like m-" Remus was cut off by a hand over his mouth."Rem, you're not a monster! How many times do we have to talk about this?! You. Are. Not. A. Monster, Rem!"
"No! Siri, you don't understand-" Remus' voice was muffled by Sirius' hand.
"Rem, calm down!"
"No! You can't like me-"
"Moony! Calm down!"
"...Ok! Can you get your hand off me now?" Remus' voice still muffled by Sirius' hand. Sirius went red and took his hand back.
"Sorry, Rem," Sirius apologised.
"It's fine Siri. Do you actually like me?" Remus asked hopefully.
"... No?..." Sirius said. Remus laughed.
"I like you too Siri," Remus said.
"Oh... wait what?" Sirius asked completely baffled.
"I said I like you too, pads."
"Really?" Sirius asked. Remus nodded. Sirius' eyes imediatly lit up.
"Be my boyfriend?" Sirius asked hopefully, holding Remus' hands. Remus laughed.
"Yes-" Remus was cut off by a voice.
"Mr Potter, please stop laughing! Five points from griffindor!"
Remus and Sirius looked into each others eyes and laughed.
This was going to be a long journey.
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Harry Potter one-shots
FanficA book of Harry Potter one-shots based off of/inspired by headcannons/memes. Mostly drarry and Wolfstar to be honest. Smh. Anyways, hope you enjoy. Feel free to dm me/comment any headcannons you want me to write about. Warning: The characters in thi...