Not a headcannon but AU above ⬆(muggle AU)
Remus was actually very aware that no one was staring at him at all but you've got to do what you've got to do.
He was slowly, but surely inching towards the 'human sexuality section' for what it seemed for him was 5 minutes when an employee approached him.
"Uh... I'm sorry to interruped sir but you've been awkwardly inching your way towards the 'human sexuality section' for like, I'd say fifteen minutes? Are you looking for anything in particular or-?" The employee said awkwardly.
Remus immediately blushed a deep red. That was certainly not supposed to happen.
"Uh... I uh- no, no, no, of course not! Why would I?" Remus laughed awkwardly at the situation he was now in and cannot get out of.
"Oh, uh, alright." The employee walked away awkwardly and Remus heaved out a sigh.
He was looking around the room to see if anyone was watching him but he found himself staring at the employee and damn was he hot.
His mind was telling him to stop staring but he just couldn't do it.
Eventually, he found himself approching the employee.
"Hey again, I uh- could you, I mean if you don't mind-"
The employee raised an eyebrow at him. "Spit it out, how hard is it?"
"I uh... Could I have your number...?" Remus asked cautiously.
"Falling for me already, are we? Here, give me your phone. I'll put it in your contacts list."
Remus blushed but gave him his phone anyway.
Once the enployee gave him his phone back, Remus laughed at the contact name while the employee just smirked.
"What's your real name 'random employee at the bookstore I have fallen for'?"
"It's Sirius," He said.
"Well, it's nice to meet you Sirius. You certainly are not serious seeing you're talking to me while at work." Sirius laughed.
"Well, you're certainly a closeted member of the lgbt community seeing as you were slowly inching your way to the 'human sexuality section'." Remus blushed. Was it that obvious?
"Shut up," He retoted. "I'm going home, see you never" Remus was already walking towards the exit when Sirius pulled him back and kissed his cheek unexpectedly.
"You will always see me, you can't get away from me!" Sirius said smugly.
Remus was still blushing as he walked out of the bookstore, shouting a 'goodbye asshole!' to him the employee.
A/N: I'm so sorry for the late update but I had to celebrate mooncake festival with my family and was really busy but I hoped you enjoyed the one-shot! Again, I'm so sorry!

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