Harry Potter one-shots

Chocolate - Marauders era (Wolfstar)

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"You what?!" Remus yelled.

"Rem, calm down! It's not a big deal!" James retorted.

"It is for me, James! Do you know how dangerous that could be? Following a bloody werewolf  as animagi! You better explain yourselves before I hit you on the head with a book! How could you be so stupid!"

" 's fine, Rem. Let James explain this for us," Sirius suddenly blurted out in the corner off the room. Remus sighed and let James explain the whole situation. 

He wasn't exactly a patient person when it came to the safety of his friends. It took him a while to calm down. 

Remus was still in pure shock when he finished explaining, including the part where Sirius started calling him prongs.

"I still can't believe you all became animagi for me." Remus said in amazement.

"Believe it, Remus. We're here for y-" James paused for a second while looking at Sirius. "Uh... Sirius...?"

"Mmmf- what?" Sirius mumbled, eating a chocolate frog.

"Er...should you be eating that?" James asked concerned.

"...excuse me...?" Sirius asked, now concerned for himself. Remus was also confused as he listened to their conversation.

"Well, your animagus is a dog..." James said cautiously. "Doesn't chocolate kill dogs?" Sirius immediately dropped the chocolate in fright and shock while James started to panic.

"I'm sure it'll be fine-" James started panicking but got cut off by Sirius.

"Am I going to die?!" Sirius shrieked.

"Oh no-"

"Remus, am I going to die?!"

"Sirius, I really don't think you're going to die, Sirius-" Remus replied, concerned.

"The room!" Sirius yelled out dramatically.

"I shouldn't have said anything-" James said, regretting his choice to point it out.

"It's spinning!" Sirius continued.

"You're running in circles, Sirius. You're overreacting" Remus told Sirius to try and calm him down, clearly not working at all.

"The darkness is upon me! The light is fading! Where are you? James, Remus, I can't see you!"

"You're facing the wall, Sirius." Remus said, perfectly aware Sirius wasn't going to die.

"We have to bring him to Madam Promfrey, Remus!" James told Remus in panic.

"No we don't-" Remus retorted

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"See? Sirius is fine, James. Sirius' animagus form is a dog. He's not actually a dog, James."

"I'm stupid, alright? I didn't know that!" James replied, throwing his arms up in defeat.

"You know that you're stupid?" Sirius and Remus asked in usion.

"You guys are mean! I'm never talking to you guys again!" James said, feigning hurt. Remus sighed.

"Let us have alone time, James. Get out," Remus said, pointing at the door.

Rolling his eyes, James reluctantly got out of the hospital wing and left both of them alone.

As soon as Remus was sure James got out, he immediately bombarded Sirius with questions, asking if he was really fine.

Sirius put a hand on top of Remus' and smiled gently.

"I'm fine Remus, I was kidding. I'm not sick or anything, I promise."

"You scared me! Don't do that again!"

"I won't, ever again, alright? I'm sorry you got scared because of me, love."

Sirius leaned in and gave Remus a soft kiss. Remus immediately melted into the kiss and started kissing back.

"You know i love you right, Rem?" Remus grinned at him.

"I know, and I love you."