Hi paesants,
It's me, your favorite hybrid babe.
Analia-Aviva Emily.
You guys already know me cause like, how can you not???
But i'm kind enough to introduce myself to your half braincelled ass <3.
Okay so, first of all, since everyone knows that i'm the hot, can you please stop being ugly?
Just become hot okay.
Like me.
I'm generous enough to help you out so where should we start?-
- "This is what this butthole said to me and Stacey today in class.
"She really had the audacity"
"Who does she literally think she literally is like literally Stacey? "
"The queen's daughter, the quirky one."
-
"OH EM GEEEE."
"Ew. LITERALLY EW Stacey."
"SHUT UP CHELSEAAA👹👹"
"What the literal hell Annabelle."
"swuck dweez nutties fwor me pwease🥺"
"SHUT THE HELL UP JAKE"
"baby giiiiiiirwls and boooowyyys dwon't bwe mad wif Jwake-ie 🥺"
"oh my god jake-aaah~ stop awhhh~"
"Annabelle shut your horny pick-me demon-screaming bitchass up."
"You like literally have a literal boyfriend already Annabelle."
"SHUT UP MICHEAAAAAAAL👹👹👹, SHUT UP CHELSEAAA 👹👹👹 I ONLY DATED MICHEAL AND HUONG FOR THEIR LOOKS AND SHLONGS.
"What the fuck Annabelle, me and Micheal are literally boyfriends. We're gay and pan. We've never dated you before delulu. Also Jake, nobody's gonna suck your nuts so shut up"
"Wait ywou wike pans Michael? 🥺"
"No, what the f-"
"SHUT UP HUOOOOOOOOONG!!!!! 👹👹👹👹👹"
"Also, that rweally huwt my fweewigs Huongiee 🥺🥺🥺"
"EW IM NOT YOUR HUONGIE"
"Micheal can we please get some candy and milk from the store now."
"Oh my god guys, Analia just walked in. Be quiet before she hears us."
"No one shall escape my quirky Dolphin/Cat/Demon/Human/Alien/Dog/Wolf Hybrid with big badonkerdonkers ears. DO YOU HEAR ME?! NO ONE CAN OR SHALL EVER ESCAPE ME! EVERÄÈİÔAAAAAAA"
"NOW DECAPITATE ALL OF THESE UGLY FUCKS BEFORE I DRAMATICALLY FAINT AND FALL INTO MY ZADDY'S ARMS!!!"
"GIRLBOSS"
"WHAT THE FUCK OLVIA?!"
"Sorry Micheal."
"LET'S LITERALLY GO NOW BEFORE SHE LITERALLY DECAPITATES US AND WE LITERALLY BECOME LITERAL DEAD BODIES LIKE LITERALLY"
"OH EM GEE YES CHELSEA"
"Can we get some milk now Micheal?"
"Sure ba-"
"NO MILK FOR YOU HUOOOOOOOONG👹👹👹👹 WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF THIS INSANE BIIIIIIITCH👹👹👹"
"Let's buy duct tape too to shut this bitch up."
"Good idea Micheal."
"Cwan Jwakieee cwome wif you hwandsome bwoys 🥺"
"Stop calling yourself "Jakie". Stop talking with that stupid baby tone and accent. And stop asking if anyone will suck you off. Only then can you come with us."
"Okie 🥺 Sowwy"
"Jake-"
"Okay sorry guys."
"Alright let's go then."
"Yippee"
"I'LL DECAPITATE YOU WHEN YOU COME BACK JAKE."
YOU ARE READING
Quirky Dolphin/Cat/Demon/Human/Alien/Dog/Wolf Hybrid with big badonkerdonkers.
HumorHi my name is Analia-Aviva Emily and this is my story as the quirkiest hybrid ever but i'm also the daughter of Anastasia Butta, my mother, and she's the queen of Buttockania. My personality consists of being a hot bitch, but jealous losers call me...
