Y/n = Madmax
Natasha = The widhoe
Tony = Bitchybitch
Sam = Birdy
Clint = Clit
Steve = Captain Puerto Rico
Wanda = Wicked bitch
Vision = ViShawn
Peter = Peter
Carol = Alien
Bruce = Booger
Pietro = Bastard
Yelena = Polly's pocket
Bucky = Mean man
Thor = Charger
*Madmax has added 15 people to Onomatopoeia*
Booger: what is this?
Madmax: If you ever ask a stupid question like that again, I will cut something off.
*Booger has left the chat*
Alien: who pissed in Y/n's cereal?
Bitchybitch: Probably Nat. Knowing how freaky they can get.
Polly's pocket: 🧍♀️
The widhoe: Never got that freaky. And never will.
*Madmax has kicked Bitchybitch from the chatroom*
Madmax: Does anyone else have sum nasty, stupid, or annoying to say, ask, or do?
Clit:.......no
Madmax: good, now who TF STOLE MY FAVORITE BOXERS, MY FAVORITE HOODIE, AND MY MF SLIDES?????
Wicked bitch: My guess would be Natasha, but who am I to say that, right?
The widhoe: I- Baby... I would never. Ik you love your boxers, hoodies, and slides
Polly's pocket: 🤥🤥🤥🤥
Charger: But, Lady Natasha. I saw you walking away from Lady Y/n's room with some of her clothes.
Clit: oooooo Natasha in troubleeeeeeeee
Birdy: Y/n is literally grinding her teeth rn. What do I do
The widhoe: Thor, I REALLY don't like you sometimes
Madmax: I probably should have known that, but can I have my stuff back.
The widhoe: Maybe, gimme a kiss and we'll see.
Captain Puerto rico: That's kinda cute, stealing clothes and not giving them back until you get a kiss. I should try that on Buck.
Mean man: No, no you shouldn't
Peter: Ms.Natasha, why'd you steal Ms.Y/n's clothes?
The widhoe: Because they're comfortable, Peter
Peter: Ohhh that makes sense.
Madmax: It really doesn't😒
The widhoe: yes it does😁
ViShawn: Why don't you just go buy the same clothes?
The widhoe: Theres no fun in that😒
Madmax:🧎♀️🏌️♀️
*real life*
I get off of my seat "You aren't gonna kill her are you?" Sam asks "No, I'm going to get my clothes back." I laugh.
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Natasha R. x Female reader AVENGERS ONE SHOTS
FanficThese are just random one-shots that come to mind. Marvel owns all characters other than you. I also don't own any of the music being played. ✌🏽
