Dork Diaries 9: Tales From a Not-So Dorky Drama Queen [#Wattys2015]

Thursday, April 3rd

        Oh my goodness Gucci!! You will absolutely NOT believe what Amanda did to me. And I was such a good older sister to her. The little brat is so SPOILED it hurts. Alright, so I was on my super cushiony bed, painting my nourished nails Buckingham Blush when that pint-sized pirahna came bursting in my room, with her face COMPLETELY covered in MY $600 cosmetic kit that Aunt Clarissa got me for my 14th birthday (BTW my Aunt Clarissa own the Westchest Institute of Cosmotology, just putting that out there). 

"Amanda Lorraine Hollister! You are paying back all of my makeup your hideous face is blemished in. Or I will shove my beautifully lotioned foot up your a-" And that's when Amanda blubbered out loudly.

"MOMMMMMMYYY! Kenzie is making fun of me and said I was ugly and she will put her foot up my booty! HELP MOMMY, HELP!" She came running out of my room. Thank the good Gucci gods!

     After finished my homework (which I swear is so easy), I go on my phone and check all my notifications. I get at least 25 each hour and wake up with 70 each morning. I'm SO popular!

        As I was on Instagram, I checked Brandon's which was b_roberts567 (yup, I memorized it but I don't understand why he doesn't follow me back) and he just posted a picture of him.......

And

The 

Dork!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And it already had 65 likes!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        That's when I threw my phone (which BTW is the iPhone 6) on my bathroom door which resulted into a battered screen.

        Oh well, Daddy will get me the 6 plus tomorow. But still. It was him and the dork together with the puppies. And the dork actually looked attractive for once. With those green eyes, long hazel hair, and white smile.......

Gahh!!!

Maybe I'll get my hair dyed that same color and get contacts. And get a whitening at the dentist. 

I will do anything to get Brandon to love me!

Absolutely anything!

(P.S. I'm going to singing lessons in five minutes so I will have to enlighten you tomorrow. Toodles!)