Ways to Annoy the Fellowship of the Ring: Aragorn

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HOW TO ANNOY ARAGORN

1. Steal his necklace.

2. Whenever you see him, shout "Gondor needs no king!" in his face.

3. Break his sword into pieces.

4. Give him a shaver and a bottle of shampoo for Christmas (or his coronation jubilee, whatever).

5. Ask him whether he has even taken a bath in his life.

6. Compliment him on his singing talent and advise him to go work in an opera, together with Pippin.

7. Tell Éomer he made Éowyn unhappy, and watch what happens.

8. Tell Elrond he made Arwen unhappy, and watch what happens.

9. When on a trip with him, demand a rest every two hours.

10. Chop down the tree of Gondor if you need some logs for the fire.

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