Ways to Annoy the Fellowship of the Ring: Pippin

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HOW TO ANNOY PIPPIN

1. For one whole day, ignore him whenever he talks to you, asks you a question or anything. Just completely ignore him. (Yeah, I bet that'll drive him crazy)

2. The next day, if he asks why you ignored him, say "what are you talking about?" And deny that you did.

3. When ever he talks to you or says something to you, scream at the top of your lungs BLAH BLAH BLAH. Then walk away.

4. Make fun of his face when he was holding the palantir.

5. Talk to him in a language he doesn't understand. Like elvish or dwarfish or something like that.

6. Whenever he does something stupid, tell him, "RID US OF YOUR STUPIDITY!!!!!"

7. Tell him that Merry has a new best friend.

8. Talk to him in an Irish accent.

9. Sing to him, "home is behind, the wooooorld ahead. There are many paths to tread. Mist and shadow, cloud and shade. All shall fade, aaaaall shall FADE." In an Irish accent

10. Scream to his face, "MUSHROOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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