A Miraculous Ship

A Miraculous Ship Pt 1

So, on day, Adrian was just strolling along looking hot and handsome as usual, making Ben Platt look like a stickman compared to his (Adrian's) smashing hair. Then Marinette being Mari,eye as always, stumbled by Adrian embarrassing herself beyond belief,

"Hi Adr-, I mean ur hot, or I mean if my, or uh if ur not cat noir then my name isn't Tim"

"But ur name isn't Tim, thAts the wrong character. It's Kim u quiznak"

"No, Quiznaks from that other anime, i mean uh. That's nut wat I meant, I mean uh, ur not hot ur just, uh. WAIT NO! U r hot, but just I meant to say uh....", she says as she points her finger to the stay with a confused, crimped expression on her face, "check please-" Adrian grabs her by the wrist, stopping her words in thier tracks.

"U need help. See a speech therapist. Bye Marinette" Adrien walked away sassily uwu.

Marinette didn't hear a word he said. She could only pay attention to the sun gleaming in his beautiful eyes. If Prince Harry was standing right next to him, Meghan Markle wouldn't be able to tell the difference between their beauty, and maybe think Adrian was hahtter, and probably marry Adrian in a heartbeat.

SUDDENLY!!!!! George Salazar walked around the corner, probably from his five hour long sesh hang on in the bathroom during the biggest party of the fall (it's summer), that loser, and grasped and stumbled back when he saw Marinette only a few feet away from him on the street.

"Gasp" George gasped. "Omg I know u. U r a baker person who does baker things and makes macaroons and Thomas Jefferson's Marconi omg wow."

"Shut up loser, who rides a PT cruiser" Marinette sayed. "Where ur boyf riend is"

"Idk" George responded. "Looks like urs just ditched u" George looked down at the dground in shame." Looks like we have more in common than it seems"

Marinette looked like she wuz about to cry when she whiped off one of her tears and springkled the saltiness on a fresh burger in the fashion of that one meme with the spices. Looks like she was just salty. "U suck. Like a hockey puck" she looked proud and content with that lame pun she just laid on him.

The next day Marinette was in her room and eating Marconi. "TIKKI" Marinette said. "I'm going to tell Adrien that I'm Lasybug. Maybe that will make him love me cri."

"EEEEEEEE" TiKki screeches. She slapped Marinette hard in the face with her little red flipper. "NO. NO GOD NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."

Marinette cried. "I should've put u in the gula- uh, the jewelry box when I had the chance u quiznak"

Tikki looked pensively with a hint of saltiness (rage) in her eyes, "wat did u say to me?" Marinette looked terrified at the mistake she just made when her dad walked in through the floor, "Marinette, wot did oi tell yew ahbout wotching thaht stewpeed shoew Mariaculous, eet owlways moikes yew croi and waik up thuh neighbors. Stop, get some hehlp." He yelled into the room, looking at Tikki lying on the floor looking almost ded, not moving whatsoever. "And poot yo stoofed animahls Away, ya not foive anymore moit."

Marinette said "ok dad watevah" ugh so annoying. Her dad left and Marinette threw Tikki out the window "U STOOPID KWAMI" but Tikki just flew back in.

"DO NOT JCKDISSNHCJSJN KWAMIS HOW POWR THAT U COULDNT EVEN COMPREHEND U MORTAL"

Marinette took her earrings off and Tikki disappeared. "Well that was easy" she said.

Adrien POV

"Lasyvug iz haaaAAAWWWT!!!!!"Adrien SNIKERED TO HIMSELF, UNBEKNOWNST TO HIM TIM WAS LISTENING CLOSEBY. "BRUH, BROMENT" SAID ADRIAN SAID once he realized TKim was listening, "Nut cool brotatochip, eavesdropping on me convo Brotein shake" said Tim (I think that's his name), "it's not evesdropping, is called being attentive." He said winking to to Adrian, "thas pretty hot tho Teddy Brosavet." "No Bro" interrupted Adrian, "it's haaAAAWWWT. It's all about the pronounciation Bronchiasaurus" "this is getting pretty bromantic bro" "shut up bro" "sry bro" "is ok bro" "luv u bro" "same here bro" "bro" "bro" "ur always a bro to me bro" "bro, i feel like I get u more than Marc and Nathaniel together" "well said my bro" "thanks brotato chip" "u already used that pun bro" "I know bro, 4 u bro" "aww, thanks bro" "no prob bro" "bruh" "No *puts hand on his bro's*, bro"

END SCENE

Adrian then went to the closet to hide his gayness. He opened it up and found Marc and Nathaniel smooching each other faces. " What the heck guys, you are so gay " Adrain said. Marc blushed and ducked into the corner of the closet but Nathaniel just said " Hide ur gayness somewhere else gay boi ". Adrian then yelled " CATICLISMA ".

Adrian then went to his house to hide his gayness. He walking in to the house and found his dad Gabriel with his boyfriend Lester Papadopoulos on the couch dying. Adrian annoyed said " Oh my god dad what stop dying ". Gabriel then said " But I don't want to. You arn't in control of me. No one understands me!! I hate ev'ry one!! "

Lester Popadopoulos just sighed and said " Mortals, am I right? " Adrian then kicked himself out of the house.

He magically appeared in the streets outside of a McDonalds. A couple walked out of the doors with a kids meal, one looked like a cute ball of death and the other a ball of sunshine. " Shut up, I can eat as many happy meals as I want William " said the ball of death. " It's going to effect your health and my names Will thank you very much Death Boy " said Will to Death Boy.

Adrian was about to leave when the two half-bloods dropped their happy meal. Sirens started to whoop. People screamed " The world is ending!?"