𝐏𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚- 𝐀 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭!

"Are you single?"

Tucker | Addison | Connor

"Bonjour, pizza girl!"

"Last time I checked, I don't have boobs."

"Wait, you're not her."

"No shit, Sherlock. I presume you are talking about Addy?"

"Uh, yeah...who are you?"

"Should I be offended you don't know about me?"

"Are you her co-worker?  The one who got toilet duty."

"Dun, dun, dun! We've got a winner. Man, you know how much it sucks to be on toilet duty? The shit smells!"

"Uhh..."

"Who are you torturing now, Connor?"

"Your phone buddy!"

"Give it here, our manager is calling for you. Something about you serving a poor old lady burnt pizza"

"She was checking me out shamelessly!"

"Excuses, excuses. Now shoo!"

"Umm..."

"Sorry about that"

"Is he always like this?"

"Pretty much"

"Why does he call you Addy?"

"Because that's my name. It's not like you have a reason for calling me 'pizza girl' either"

"I do have a reason."

"Let's hear it."

"You work at the Pizzeria. And you are a girl."

"How kind of you to notice"

"Anyways, where were you? I thought you were the one who took orders on phone."

"Yeah I do, it is a ten minute break right now"

"That reminds me, the reason I called. We barely know each other so I want to get to know you."

"And how exactly are you planning to do that?"

"Well, I could always stalk you but I guess fifteen questions would be a better option"

"I don't think it is supposed to be fifteen questions."

"Twenty is over-rated"

"Fine then, favourite colour?"

"Ehh, that's boring! Ask something interesting."

"And what exactly am I supposed to ask?"

"Is that your question?"

"It may as well be"

"You can ask, 'If you were given a million dollars, what would you do with it?'"

"Ok then, if you were given a million dollars, what would you do with it?"

"It's my turn, you already asked a question"

"Ask away"

"Are you single?"

"What happened to asking interesting questions?"

"I couldn't think of one."

"Suurrree"

"Just answer!"

"Not at all, I'm currently in a committed relationship with myself."

"So you are single."

"Any reason why you wanted to ask?"

"Nah, just curious"

"Huh, okay my turn, do you have siblings?"

"I thought I told you about her already"

"Rissa right?"

"Yup, Marissa, Rissa, Mari, same thing"

"That doesn't explain why you have a big head"

"That's not the only thing that is big"

"Quit being such a pervert."

"Never, my turn now. Do you like someone?"

"Why are all your questions revolving around my love life?"

"Do you even have one?"

"That was mean, and yes, I've had a couple of boyfriends myself."

"Define 'couple'."

"Three...? Maybe two..., counting the one in kindergarten."

"...(laughing)..."

"Stop laughing at me!"

"...."

"You are pissing me off, bye!"

"Hey-"

"...."