𝐏𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚- 𝐀 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭!

"He's not my boyfriend!"

Oliver | Tucker | Addison

"Helllloooooo"

"Umm, Tucker?"

"Pizzaaa Girlll"

"Why are you talking like that? And why did you call me at midn-"

"You arre pweeetty!"

"Oh god, are you drunk?"

"No I'm not dwunk...dunk-dung?"

"Yup, you're definitely drunk calling me"

"Can I tell you something?"

"Why are you whispering?"

"Cause it's a secret"

"Ooh, umm are you sure abou-"

"You are preettyyy"

"Okay, you're surely gonna regret this...did you come alone-wherever you are?"

"Nope, my husband Oliii is with me!"

"Uhh, can you go get him?"

"But I want to talk to youu"

"Not now, tomorrow okay?"

"Hmm, okay."

"So call him"

"Call who?"

"Oli!"

"Ohh...Oliiii my baby, come give mamma a hug"

"It's time to get you home, big boy. Wait, who did you drunk dial?"

"Pizza girll!"

"Hello?"

"Umm hi, Oli or whatever your name is. You're Tucker's husb-friend right?"

"Oliver. Yeah, are you the girl who works at the Pizzeria?"

"Yeah, it's Addison. Can you take him home safely?"

"I will, don't worry this isn't the first time this has happened. This guy doesn't know when to stop drinking."

"So you guys will be okay, right?"

"Yup, don't worry your boyfriend will reach home in one piece."

"He's not my boyfriend!"

"Surreee, if it helps you sleep at night."

"Ughh, now I know whom he learnt being annoying from."

"You could always take your revenge tomorrow during his hangover"

"Oooh evil, I think I like you now"

"So honoured."

"Don't you have to go?"

"Yeah, I'll have to drag his heavy ass all the way to the car."

"Hahahahaha, good luck with that"

"Yeah bye!"

"Bye, Oliver."

***

"The things I do for my best friend."