SB: Okay, goodness lesson number one. You see someone drop their wallet. -whispers- patrick, drop the wallet.
Patrick drops wallet.
SB: Now, what would you do?
Man Ray: Excuse me sir, but I do believe you dropped your wallet.
P: Doesn't look familiar to me.
Man Ray: What? I just saw you drop it here.
P: Nope, it's not mine.
Man Ray: But it is yours. I'm trying to be a good person and return it to you.
P: Return what to you?
Man Ray: *face palms* aren't you.. Patrick Star?
*shows id card*
P: Yup.
Man Ray: And this is your id?
P: Yup.
Man Ray: I found this id in this wallet, so if that's the case then this is.. your wallet.
P: Makes sense to me.
Man Ray: Then take it.
P: It's not my wallet.
Man Ray: *rage quits*
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Best Spongebob Quotes & Moments
RandomI may update sometimes :-) These are some of the most funniest and dumbest quotes from my favorite childhood show, Spongebob Squarepants. I don't care if you copy some. I don't own any of these quotes. Google pics. I add pictures!!!
