P: Hello. little boy. Would you like a chum burger?
Little kid: Uhhh.. does it come in raspberry?
P: Um, no.
Little kid: Blueberry?
P: No.
Little kid: Uhhhhhhh.. raspberry?
P: Ah, come on, kid! You asked me that already. Now quit wasting my time!
Mom: Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are?
P: I'm Plankton, you old hag! And your son smells like boogers.
Husband: Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way. What do you think this is?
P: I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty. That's what this is.
Grandma: Hey, you can't talk to my grandson that way. Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital.
P: Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, grandma!
Grandma: You're probably right.
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Best Spongebob Quotes & Moments
RandomI may update sometimes :-) These are some of the most funniest and dumbest quotes from my favorite childhood show, Spongebob Squarepants. I don't care if you copy some. I don't own any of these quotes. Google pics. I add pictures!!!
