𝚂𝚘, 𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚜, 𝚃𝚎𝚌𝚑𝚗𝚘𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚊 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚢'𝚜 𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚘 𝚜𝚘, 𝙸 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝 (𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚏 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜)
𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚜 𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐, (𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚎, 𝚜𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝙸) 𝚜𝚘 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚏𝚏. 𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐.
𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐. ^^
𝙴𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢 :)
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It was a normal day for Technoblade if he was being honest. Well, as normal as a day could be for him. He recently woke up from his hibernation and Chat had already started buzzing with energy. He got up from his bed and stretched. Not moving for two weeks or more definitely took a toll on his body.
"What should we do today...?"
Your mom-
Explore! :D
Blood!
Yes yes! Blood!
Go put yourself in time out. We just woke up!
Explore!
Maybe we should eat first?? The fuck-
Oh right. Chat raised a good point. "Alright, eating and then exploring. It wouldn't hurt to see what's changed around the SMP." Techno said as he climbed down the ladder, hearing the familiar accent of a certain blond.
"Good morning Techno!" He placed his feet on the cold floor sending shivers all over his body. He mumbled back a 'Mornin' Phil' and went over to the furnaces. Techno crouched and pulled the latch on the top, revealing the ashes of a previous fire on the bottom layer while a batch of freshly cooked steak lay on top. With no hesitation, Techno grabbed the bunch and started eating. When Phil walked over , Techno offered him some steak, only to be met with rejection. "You need to eat, mate. You've been hibernating for quite some time now. Plus, I've already eaten to my heart's content."
Techno processed the words and he figured that Phil's reasoning was good enough, so he kept eating, while also asking about what Phil was doing while he was asleep. "Nothing much. Just mining and building a couple of things here and there." Techno nodded his head to show that he was listening. "Speaking of which, I actually need to get more materials. It probably won't be long. Do you think you'll be ok?" Techno swallowed his food quickly to give a response. "Yeah, I'll be fine. Just gonna go explorin'. See what's new to the smp."
"Ok. I'll just get a couple of items and I'll be on my way." Techno hummed an 'ok' and stood up, putting the rest of his steak into his inventory. He walked over to the entrance of his house and grabbed his boots that were right by the door. He leaned on the wall and put his hoof into one boot, doing the same with the other hoof when he found balance on his other foot. He opened the door and the bright sun radiating off of the snow practically blinded him. Techno may have never died by the hands of someone but damn. The snow might be his weakness.
"OH COME ON! THE ONLY THING I HATE ABOUT LIVING HERE. I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT THIS." When Phil heard that, he knew exactly what he was talking about. He quickly grabbed his hat and ran outside. "BYE TECHNO! I WANT TO LEAVE AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE! SEE YOU SOON!" AS Techno finished rubbing his eyes and gaining his eyesight back, he shouted back his response. "BYE OLD MAN! DON'T DIE TO A CHILD AGAIN!" He heard a distant 'Fuck you!' and he laughed to himself. Well, not entirely.
HA DADZA'S OLD
OLDZA
OLDZA
What if he ACTUALLY gets attacked by a baby zombie..?
"Uhh...."
SSHHHHHH
And that's why Techno doesn't like us >:(
From that point on, Techno tried his best to ignore chat. Of course, a few E's managed to make it through his mental barrier. He picked up the rest of his armour, put it on, and started on his journey to find something interesting.
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Well. That journey sucked.
Technoblade did all that walking, just for there to be practically no new buildings. The only he saw was Jack's Hotel and a massive obsidian building he couldn't even get into. Pretty useless from Techno's perspective. Techno ended up going back to his cabin, thinking of taking his dogs out on a walk or something.
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656 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜 (𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙰/𝙽)
𝙸 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝙸 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎, 𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚑𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜.
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