"Hey! Staff dude! It's been a day now where the hell is Aus!?" Said America. The staff member turned to look at him, looking as if he was thinking of an excuse. "Uh...he's uh...still..resting? Yeah he's just resting, he'll be back soon" They said. "That was an awfully suspicious way to say he's resting bro" Said Zealand. "Yeah well they don't tell me everything so just wait a damn minute will you!?" Said the staff member. They ran off into a second room to avoid the question, leaving America and kiwi alone. "Okay something isn't right about this" Said America. "I know, if it was supposed to change him back then wouldn't he be here by now?" Said Zealand. "What?..Oh no I'm talking about how none of the staff here seem to know what's going on, that's just poor management!" Said America. Kiwi just gave him one of those 'are you fucking with me' looks. "What?" America asked. "Nothing" Said NZ. "No your giving me that look you give Aus when he's doing something stupid Whats wrong" Said America. "Our youngest brother was just stabbed by an experimental needle, ran out here panicking, got tased and now nobody is telling us where he is, that's what's wrong" Said Kiwi. "Ohhh....yeah I can see why you'd worry about that" Said America. "no fucking shit" Said kiwi.
As the two were arguing over if it was a big deal or not, Japan had casually walked past them, trying not to draw attention to herself. Of course, this did not work, because America was quick to spot her. "Wh...HEY! JAPAN! THE FUCK YOU DOING HERE!?" America yelled. Japan froze up, turning to face them with an awkward smile. "I uh...I volunteer here..as a training biologist" Said Japan. "Huh...what you gonna try and make cat girls?" Said America. Japan just face palmed. "No I was planning on helping make vaccines and gene editing software, no damn cat girls" Said Japan. "I have no idea what any of that is and all I heard was cat girls" Said America. "IM NOT HERE TO MAKE FUCKING CAT GIRLS!" Japan yelled. "OKAY OKAY! Jesus H. Christ!" Said America. "Ey you wouldn't happen to know where Aussie ended up do you?" Said Zealand. Japan froze up again, giving the 'thinking about an excuse' look that the other staff member had given them. "uh...nnoo...?" Said Japan. "Your lying" Said NZ. "Yeah I'm lying. But I can't tell you what happened, Germany said if I do I'd be fired" Said Japan. "Why? Was it something bad? Is he okay!? If you killed him I swear to the gods I will kill you with fire!" Said Zealand. "Calm down! Jesus your as bad as each other, no he isn't dead. He's just...resting" Said Japan. "That's what everyone else said" Said America. "Yeah well we aren't allowed to say it in full detail okay!?" Japan said, walking away from them. "...well that was weird" Said Zealand. "Was it just me or did she look incredibly tired" Said America. "Doesn't she always look like that?" Said America.
Meanwhile, Australia was only just starting to wake up from his 'rest'. His eye still stung like hell, but so did his throat. He tried to speak with it, only to Yelp out in pain, clutching his neck like it was gonna run away. He stumbled up to his feet, using the wall to balance himself since he couldn't use his arms due to the straight jacket. It was surprisingly uncomfortable to walk normally. He found that walking on his toes while hunched over was the most comfortable without being fully on all fours. He kept squeezing his eye shut, trying to ignore the pain coming from it. Looking out of the window, there was a group of people all looking at him, seemingly taking notes. "H..H-Hey-ACK!" His throat still hurt to talk. It felt as if every time he tried to talk he was getting fire blown down his neck. "C-...can you people hear me..?" He said, walking over to the front window. The staff outside seemed to look around at eachother, wondering if they should respond before Germany came through and went over to him. He'd been hiding amongst the group of staff.
"God...look at you.. I really thought that stuff would kill you since it was the first prototype but it's worked perfectly" Said Germany. "Wha...y-..you were gonna kill me?" Said Australia. "Jä, that's why I got all three of you. At least then I could test it out on all of you" Said Germany. "A-all it did was give me a sore throat though?" Said Australia. "Oh that's only the first part. The sore throat is the venom you had getting stronger. You'd be getting a sore back too, so you'll have to walk on all fours like an animal" Said Germany. "I don't wanna be an animal though! I agreed to this cause you said you'd turn us back to normal!" Said Australia. "And I said that I lied about that. Hopefully the serum gives you better hearing as well since you have so much trouble with it" Germany said, walking away.
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Canadian Freakshow, take back what I made
AdventureIt's been a year or so since they'd finally gotten out of that shithole excuse for a circus. Things are about as normal as they could get when you've been reintroduced to society with weird looking appendages. Everything seems fine. Everyone who was...