Canadian Freakshow, take back what I made

Curiosities

Meanwhile, Russia and Papua had finally pulled into the parking lot of whatever the facility was. The building looked like a small bank rather than anything. "...You think we're in the right place...?" Papua asked. Russia glanced through the car park, spotting a van that suited the woman's description."Pretty sure" Russia said, stepping out of the car. The two made their way into the building. At first glance it just looked like the inside of  an office waiting room. With a reception desk and everything. Papua poked her head over the desk,looking behind it. "Hey there's a weird door here" She stated. Russia came over next to her, looking down as well. "Weird place to put a break room" He said. Russia climbed over the desk, going to the door and pulling at it. After a few tugs, the door threw open, revealing a thin, dimly lit staircase. "...That looks way too much like a back room level" Said Papua. Russia just rolled his eyes, grabbing her arm and dragging her down the stairs.

Once they reached the end of the hallway, the room below was equally as empty, but one of the walls split into a glass window up ahead. "Uh...hello?" Papua said, walking forward. Russia watched from the end of the stairs before spotting something moving out of the corner of his eye. "Wait...WAIT- PAPUA! WATCH OUT!" Russia yelled. Before she could turn around, Papua was tackled to the ground by one of the guards. "OW! HEY! I AIN'T ABOVE KICKING A MAN IN THE PEANUTS YOU FUCK!" Papua yelled. Russia was about to run after them before someone had tackled him to the ground as well. The two of them were picked up and held together by the guards, although holding an angry Russian and an even more angry New Guinean woman was a bit of a challenge. The two kept struggling in the guards hold before they heard the sound of someone walking towards them.

"..How did I know it was you" Russia said. "You tell me, although I do have a bad habit of leaving behind clues" Germany said, stopping to look at them. "The fuck did you do them!?" Papua demanded. "Like I'd tell you" Germany said, looking at Papua. "Hm.. you'd probably work as a freak..it's a shame Canada had to die so quick, if I changed you you'd be a good addition to that show of his" Said Germany. "SHOVE IT!" Said Papua. "Temper temper...Hm.you'd look good with a tree kangaroo tail...you have those don't you?" Germany asked. "What the fuck is a tree kangaroo-" Said Russia. "It's a fucking kangaroo in a tree- DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE TIME TO BE EXPLAINING TREE KANGAROOS?! RUSSIA?!"  Papua yelled. "I was just asking-" "WELL IM JUST ANSWERING"!

"Take them to the cells, two of them freed up so there's plenty of room for the both of you" Germany ordered. The guards dragged the two over to the cells, too busy arguing with each other to actually notice America, who was more confused than he was scared. "WELL IM SORRY IF I DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A REGULAR KANGAROO AND A KANGAROO IN A TREE!" Russia yelled. "ITS NOT THAT DIFFICULT! ONES FLUFFY AND LIVES IN THE TREES!" Papua replied. "What the fuck are you two on about!?" America asked.