𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐎 𝐊𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐘𝐀𝐌𝐀'𝐒 𝐁𝐅/𝐆𝐅!!

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"how to aesthetic 101" and here i am making fun of charli fanpages while they have better aesthetics than me. welp, guess i better wash my mouth out with soap but i forgor 💀 anyways... you've seen the title... now it's time for the content you're here for...

ABOUT ME

WHAT THE FUCK??!! AN ABOUT ME SECTION IN A WATTPAD BOOK???!!! yeah why the fuck not. you know those a/n notes whatever the fuck it's called that they always put at the end of every chapter?? yeah no. for me, it kind of just... ruins the cliffhanger thingy?? YK LIKE-

Kageyama tried to chase after him but his legs gave up before he could even stand up properly. He shouts at the other boy.

"Wait! Don't go! Don't leave me again!"

Hinata abruptly stopped walking. He stood still for a while before turning around and...

A/N Notes

HEY LMFAO CLIFFHANGER AGAIN FOR TODAY 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

LIKE WHYYY 😭😓 also tbh sometimes the author's life is more fucking entertaining than the whole fanfic itself like what the fuck. OH SHIT I FORGOT THAT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECTION ABOUT ME-

ahem. for all of you people out of billions of other fuckers out there who decided to read this monstrosity of a wattpad book... you're lucky because you get to see this side of me!!

i know most of y'all are probably like "😐" rn but trust me pls i'm funny (i hope) ANDDD you get to chew on more haikyū!! content while waiting for s5!! so win-win. i just need some friends ugh.

alright, call me alter!! my pronouns are he/they. i'm a minor like most of you guys and i'm kind of uncomfortable with flirting 😅😅 except if we're close friends and it's platonic flirting, keep that in mind btw!!

i like music and writing, though that's probably obvious. i watch anime and play video games too!! i'm trying to be nice to everyone because currently i need friends. oh and if you want to be moots, just dm!!

that's probably all for now, i know i sound boring as shit but if you decided to be friends with me... i'll make sure you'll never get bored of me!!

ABOUT THE BOOK

it's obvious from the title but i guess i'll write some stuff. there's no protagonist in this book (or maybe there is idk) but i'll tell you who's pov this book will be written on and it's...

drumrolls please

*drumrolls intensifies*

dun dun dun dun

THIS MOTHERFUCKER. aka iPad kid of early 2000's, aka that lazy bitch from aoba johsai, aka cutest mf to ever exist, aka zzzzzzzzzzzzz, aka kenma's younger brother because i said so fuck off.

fun fact ; this little bitch is my first hq crush ever. NO IM BEING DEADASS, LIKE HES THAT CUTE. mf be appearing for like 14 seconds of the first few episodes and i'm like "damn what a cutie" and HIM IN S4 ARTSTYLE JUST... ughhh *heart eyes* *lipbites*

a what the fuck am i doing. now that that's out of the way, let's talk about the ACTUAL CONTENT of this book. yes i'm still posting the tutorial for beginners to be tobio kageyama's gf/bf for life, calm your tits down.

BUTTT there's other content here that you don't want to miss out on!! the one i'm really excited for is my experience shifting to haikyū!! and some other shenanigans. you'll see headcanons, memes, random short fics, and even angst, anything and everything that's related to haikyū!! anddd i can guarantee that all the content in this book is 100% original! unless stated otherwise.

DISCLAIMERS

shipping. yeah. i need to say that i want the best positive vibes possible around my account and i also need to say that as a multishipper... i shipped a lot of rarepairs that i find platonically cute.

so, if you're not comfortable with rarepairs and if you don't like rarepairs in general... i suggest you to exit this book. at the end of the day, none of these ships are even canon in haikyū!!

of course, i respect everyone's opinion and i respect everyone's ships as well. i know there must be a reason why everyone ships this or that. and please respect everyone as a human being in general ^^

thanks for reading!!