let's say you're watching haikyū!! and suddenly, a bitch named tobio kageyama stole your heart and now you're desperately trying to steal his heart back... the question is... how?? WELL FEAR NO MORE!!
this book will be the perfect guide for you!! no...
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1. Literally get to know him first. isn't this obvious why the fuck would you want to date a stranger cOugh coUGH yandere simulator... COUGHS anyways go and make friends with him! introduce yourself and let him introduce himself to you. make sure you give him the best impression possible.
2. Learn what he likes and dislikes. kind of a long process... unless you want to do a little stalking. learning what he likes and dislikes is a great way for you to figure out what to do to make his interest in you increases. for example, he dislikes the nickname "king" so avoid calling him that at all costs!
3. Prove that all negative statements about him are wrong‼️‼️❌❌❌ try your best to protect him and deny every bad rumor and stuff about him. you can even CHANGE his mind on some stuff. for example, he's concerned that animals doesn't like him... what better way to reassure him than to bring him to a pets park and prove to him that animals can love him! okay, time for another shifting story...
i asked him to go on a friendly date with me to a dogs/cats park and he agreed to come. when i got home, i told kunimi's older sister (technically is my sister, since i'm kunimi) that i'm going on a date with kageyama and she's happy to hear that <33 she's nice and pretty and she does remind me of kunimi himself.
kageyama is afraid of big dogs and prefer to play with puppies instead. when we arrived at the park, he's worried that it's pointless... but turns out, the puppies probably like him more than he expected. we both had a lot of fun on our date that day. kageyama isn't concerned about animals disliking him anymore!
4. Try platonic flirting if you think he's comfortable. wellll you couldn't forget about flirting, but only do this if you feel like you and him are close enough for platonic flirting!! remember to always respect his boundaries too!
i tried to flirt with him once in a while but he doesn't get it most of the time 😅😅 that just makes him cuter btw.
5. Cook him food and buy him drinks! this works for me so if you wanted to, you can go on food dates with kageyama! his favorite food is pork curry with an egg on top of it, make sure to treat him this!
it's obvious, but he likes milk as well. he told me that he kinda likes yoghurt too, just not as much. he likes cold milk better so keep that in mind!
aaand that's all! but remember to not rush and simply enjoy your time with him. he's not going to like you instantly, and it's better if you both get to know each other and be best friends before you confess to him.
overall, he's a good and sweet person if you manage to uncover that side of him. i'm lucky enough to even see his happy smile. ight, i hope this tutorial works for you guys and i wish you the best of luck in getting this boy's heart!
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