let's say you're watching haikyū!! and suddenly, a bitch named tobio kageyama stole your heart and now you're desperately trying to steal his heart back... the question is... how?? WELL FEAR NO MORE!!
this book will be the perfect guide for you!! no...
let's make one thing fucking clear. you're not getting scammed by the title, but you do need to be patient. this will be kind of long but it's funny because i've never shifted before and i never mean to shift anyway.
that's right, i ACCIDENTALLY shifted to haikyū!! i didn't even wrote a script and use the proper methods, you might think it's impossible for me to shift but it happened so...
first thing i felt is this hard ass floor and my fucking back and face hurts. i wake up and turns out, i was inside the aoba johsai gym. fucking hajime iwaizumi came to me and asked me if i'm okay.
AND OH MY GOD HES HOTTER UP CLOSE and i fucking stuttered because it's literally iwaizumi mERE INCHES AWAY FROM MY FUCKING FACE. i said "im ok" and ran away because i couldn't handle his hotness I GET FLUSTERED EASILY 🙁🙁
i bumped into yahaba and his hAIR IS SILVER SHINING WHITE?????????????????????????? what the fuck anywyas he's still cute and he said "woah chill what's the rush, k u n i m i ?" and i'm like hUH TF YOU MEAN KUNIMI??
i look at my training jersey idk and guess what number fucking printed on it... 13... 😦😦 and do you know whos the one with the number 13...
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😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟 stfu i couldn't get any good pictures of him tHAT'S HOW UNDERRATED HE IS. mirrors don't fucking exist in dreams so i went to kindaichi to confirm that i shifted as fucking kunimi. he called me kunimi too btw and i'm like oh shit oh fuck no did i just shift as akira kunimi from haikyū!! what the fuck...
with the fact that i'm possessing the body of the one and only akira kunimi, i decided to explore the haikyū!! world roleplaying as this bitch 😭😭 i may or may not have kinned him before...🧍
i wanted kunimi to make up with kageyama so i told oikawa that i need to go. he's a good captain btw he's so nice <333 so i go to karasuno high IN MY AOBA JOHSAI UNIFORM... but i wore a black vest over it. idek why kunimi have a black vest just sitting there inside his locker but oh well.
kageyama was still practicing when i got to the gym so i waited for him. when he's done he walked outside and saw me right away. i said a little "hey" and he's like "the fuck are you doing here??"
i told him that i wanted to talk to him and he just went "ok". we both go into the back of the gym and talked about all sorts of stuff. i apologize to him about all the middle school shit and he basically apologized back.
we shake hands doing the "my man" meme after that. he then told me that i'm acting so different and i just smiled. of course, canon kunimi wouldn't even bother to do this.
an idea came into my mind that i have the power to literally make kageyama x kunimi canon, atleast in my dr reality. and i'm like fuck it why not. AND FINALLY THIS IS WHERE THE TUTORIAL STARTS...
