let's say you're watching haikyū!! and suddenly, a bitch named tobio kageyama stole your heart and now you're desperately trying to steal his heart back... the question is... how?? WELL FEAR NO MORE!!
this book will be the perfect guide for you!! no...
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i'm curious if ikea existed in hq so i made it my first mission to look for ikea but i accidentally met matsun and makki being homos in the changing room🧍out of curiosity i entered the room and these bitches are taking a kINK TEST?!2;$(2!2)2+2)( WHAT THE FUCk
makki's like "damn bro you freaky asf 😧😧🙁🙁" and matsun's like "hell yeah😂😂🤣🤣" and tHEN THEY SAW ME AND IM LIKE FUCK NO AND RAN OUT BBBUT MAKKI CAUGHT ME.
i was shaking and almost cried, makki asked me where i was going and i told him that i wasn't even supposed to go inside the changing room. he nodded and left me there💀 then i came across yahaba again. he was singing the song the "somewhere in these eyes, im on your side" idk but it sounds like "somewhere in deez" so i thought of a deez nuts joke 😈😈😈 this is how it went
kunimi (me) : can you repeat that 😁😁 yahaba : somewhere in these eyes- kunimi : somewhere in DEEZ NUTS 😈😈🙁
then yahaba fucking sobbed. literal tears coming out of his pretty eyes. i said sorry and we hugged so it's all cool but i can't help but to think that was yahaba's villain origin story.
oikawa called the whole team to a meeting and he told us that we're going to have a practice match with shiratorizawa 🥰🥰 how fucking great. man i just want to know if ikea existed here 😓😓
btw kindaichi dragged me to a local arcade and we played with some of the cranes machines, we only won two prizes though. I got a duck keychain and a console keychain, i gave the console keychain to kindaichi because i love him.
kunimi's room is one heck of a mess so i decided to clean it up while i'm at it. i haven't even done cleaning and his sister came in. "you've been acting very different these past few days..." and i answer with "i'm just bored." because that sounds like something canon kunimi would say.
also i manifested teleportation powers and it fucking worked. i said "mmm taco bells" and ended up in a taco bell counter, the lady there got scared and i might've probably scarred her for life.
BUT WAIT... that means i can manifest going to ikea. so i did. i got teleported INSIDE Ikea instead of OUTSIDE. what a dumb fucking idiot. i played in the kids section of ikea and then... i saw homos. kogagoshi is literally dating in ikea what the fuck.
kogane think it's a GREAT idea to APPROACH me. i almost screamed but didn't because it was too late. i got dragged as a fucking third wheeler on their date. goshiki told me that the only reason they were there is just because kogane wanted a new clock 😭😭 it's cute tho if you think about it. but now that i know that Ikea exists in haikyū!! i can finally sleep well.
